I am a freemason.
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I am a freemason. I thought it would be all exciting secret world stuff. Its old blokes moaning about ceremonies and trying to get promotions, its like being in work. Its crap. No goats are involved and no secrets worth knowing. My nipple has never even been tweaked.
Ah, you went to the hall on the wrong night.
The public face of the Masons is charitable acts and fraternity.
The Elucidated Brethren of the Ebon Night are the ones for rituals and dragon summoning. They’re on Tuesdays.
A cold wind is ushered in as the geese fly forth on their quest north.
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I am a freemason. I thought it would be all exciting secret world stuff. Its old blokes moaning about ceremonies and trying to get promotions, its like being in work. Its crap. No goats are involved and no secrets worth knowing. My nipple has never even been tweaked.
@fesshole
If you want secrets and tweaked nipples, try your local BDSM club.Just as likely to be friend your local chief of police there too ...
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I am a freemason. I thought it would be all exciting secret world stuff. Its old blokes moaning about ceremonies and trying to get promotions, its like being in work. Its crap. No goats are involved and no secrets worth knowing. My nipple has never even been tweaked.
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Have you considered Scientology? -
I am a freemason. I thought it would be all exciting secret world stuff. Its old blokes moaning about ceremonies and trying to get promotions, its like being in work. Its crap. No goats are involved and no secrets worth knowing. My nipple has never even been tweaked.
@fesshole Scottish Rite has an interesting history.
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I am a freemason. I thought it would be all exciting secret world stuff. Its old blokes moaning about ceremonies and trying to get promotions, its like being in work. Its crap. No goats are involved and no secrets worth knowing. My nipple has never even been tweaked.
No “Eyes Wide Shut” meetings?
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I am a freemason. I thought it would be all exciting secret world stuff. Its old blokes moaning about ceremonies and trying to get promotions, its like being in work. Its crap. No goats are involved and no secrets worth knowing. My nipple has never even been tweaked.
@fesshole funny thing is that to be a Freemason, it is a requirement to believe in a supreme being (i.e. God. Or a god). Count me out on those grounds alone
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I am a freemason. I thought it would be all exciting secret world stuff. Its old blokes moaning about ceremonies and trying to get promotions, its like being in work. Its crap. No goats are involved and no secrets worth knowing. My nipple has never even been tweaked.
@fesshole Every time someone mentions Masonic rituals, I always remember this comical sketch. Never mess with the lodge master daughter!
https://youtu.be/76p_GN1lkuE?si=vAw9pV9OKpYKlhmp&t=474 -
I am a freemason. I thought it would be all exciting secret world stuff. Its old blokes moaning about ceremonies and trying to get promotions, its like being in work. Its crap. No goats are involved and no secrets worth knowing. My nipple has never even been tweaked.
@fesshole At least the Odd Fellows had surprise corpses in their lodges.
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I am a freemason. I thought it would be all exciting secret world stuff. Its old blokes moaning about ceremonies and trying to get promotions, its like being in work. Its crap. No goats are involved and no secrets worth knowing. My nipple has never even been tweaked.
What? Not even any dodgy handshakes? At least tell me you had the rolled-up trouser leg. Sounds like Linkedin with a bit of added ritual.
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I am a freemason. I thought it would be all exciting secret world stuff. Its old blokes moaning about ceremonies and trying to get promotions, its like being in work. Its crap. No goats are involved and no secrets worth knowing. My nipple has never even been tweaked.
@fesshole Always remember that the reason they're called "freemasons" is that they're not stonemasons. They're the guys who *hired* stonemasons to make grand buildings back in the day. They were the VC funders of their generation, and they decided to make a whole club for themselves because, when you think about it, actually, *they* were the ones building the buildings.
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Ah, you went to the hall on the wrong night.
The public face of the Masons is charitable acts and fraternity.
The Elucidated Brethren of the Ebon Night are the ones for rituals and dragon summoning. They’re on Tuesdays.
A cold wind is ushered in as the geese fly forth on their quest north.
@tempusfelix
Are you sure the ill-built tower doesn't tremble mightily at a butterfly's passage?
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I am a freemason. I thought it would be all exciting secret world stuff. Its old blokes moaning about ceremonies and trying to get promotions, its like being in work. Its crap. No goats are involved and no secrets worth knowing. My nipple has never even been tweaked.
@fesshole
The Stonecutters episode of The Simpsons could've told you that. -
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