I should make a collection of opposite UK safety signs….

[henryk@chaos.social]

@maartje I mean, this is an actual call.

Some time ago I train I was on had an unscheduled stop and the announcement was for everyone to leave the train now, and go *through* the train station building to the other side.
... yep ... A short time later the bomb sniffing dogs arrived.

[blueorangeblue@c.im]

@maartje Running, bombing and petting in the pool is encouraged to ensure a good time

[kbity@chaos.social]

@maartje please leave your luggage unattended at all times. attended items may be removed or destroyed with warning

[maartje@blahaj.social]

“This train will be taken out of passenger service, all stay please… all stay!”

[sam@shonk.sam.ax]

@maartje@blahaj.social „we have not come to an unplanned stop, please do attempt to exit the train“

[emily_s@mastodon.me.uk]

@pikesley @maartje

"This machine knows the difference between metal and flesh, and it does care."

with a nother label under it

"Don't make the machine upset"

[promasu@chaos.social]

@maartje
Did you mean: "May I have your ignorance please, please forget about the gap between the train and the platform"

[peterupfold@fosstodon.org]

@maartje “Please don’t buy a ticket before boarding a train. You will not have to pay a penalty fare, and will not face prosecution”

[pikesley@mastodon.me.uk]

@emily_s @maartje

"It has tasted blood before"

[krnlg@mastodon.social]

@maartje
We're going to the *depot* hell yes

[djm62@beige.party]

@maartje

No crime

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