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If you could swap the world's cats and dogs with two other things, and folx would continue as though their lives and pets had always been that way, what would you choose?
I really want to answer with something like "tiny fainting goats & giant rubber chickens" just for the laughs I'd get out of it.
@alice @schmalzkringel hippos and elephants. Just for the lolz.
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I think cats should be replaced by Iguanas. My wife says owls, but owls are kind of already cats.
Dogs should be replaced by Canadian Geese (the wife and I are in agreement on this one)
@roknrol @alice @schmalzkringel I'm on board with either owls or iguanas (though I'd definitely miss my cats).
But Canada Geese?!?! Having worked at a facility that had a goose 'lurking in the shop' for a while, there is no way anyone's life could continue on unchanged if one of those things replaced a pet dog!! Chaos and gross poops everywhere!
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Hey there @schmalzkringel, thanks for the follow request! Unfortunately there's not enough vibe on your profile to check, so...
If you could swap the world's cats and dogs with two other things, and folx would continue as though their lives and pets had always been that way, what would you choose?
I really want to answer with something like "tiny fainting goats & giant rubber chickens" just for the laughs I'd get out of it.
I'd swap cats and dogs with dogs and cats; cats replace dogs in all dog things and vice versa. Mostly just because I think it would be neat to have the same kind of diversity of cat breeds that we do of dogs. Big shaggy cats, tiny cats with big heads, long skinny cats, black cats with orange eyebrows...
I don't really have as much justification for swapping dogs in for cats, but it seemed fair if they are being replaced by cats that they could still have a place in people's homes.
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I think cats should be replaced by Iguanas. My wife says owls, but owls are kind of already cats.
Dogs should be replaced by Canadian Geese (the wife and I are in agreement on this one)
@roknrol I'd be on board with owls, but Canada geese are evil!
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@roknrol I'd be on board with owls, but Canada geese are evil!
@alice as a Canadian, I agree.
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I think cats should be replaced by Iguanas. My wife says owls, but owls are kind of already cats.
Dogs should be replaced by Canadian Geese (the wife and I are in agreement on this one)
@roknrol @alice @schmalzkringel I used to live 7 iguanas. They have individual personalities and were fascinating to observe.
But cuddles and scroochies? Cats.
Preferably chilled-out seal-point Siamese, or bonkers abby-tabby-torties. Both like a warm lap and are way easier to clean up after than lizards.
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Hey there @schmalzkringel, thanks for the follow request! Unfortunately there's not enough vibe on your profile to check, so...
If you could swap the world's cats and dogs with two other things, and folx would continue as though their lives and pets had always been that way, what would you choose?
I really want to answer with something like "tiny fainting goats & giant rubber chickens" just for the laughs I'd get out of it.
@alice @schmalzkringel I think dogs should be replaced with small dromaeosaurus like velociraptor. Roughly the same size, fast, agile and they probably got fluffy feathers
Cats on the other hand should be replaced with Geckos. I mean.. have you ever looked at one of those small critters? They're smol, cute and look like they're smiling. And they can hunt down all mosquitos who enter ones place
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@alice as a Canadian, I agree.
@mayintoronto
It's a shame we can't train Canadian geese like some dogs--can you imagine a flock of attack geese landing at the White House. -
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It's a shame we can't train Canadian geese like some dogs--can you imagine a flock of attack geese landing at the White House.@SnowyCA @alice @roknrol @schmalzkringel Are you familiar with this concept?
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@mayintoronto
It's a shame we can't train Canadian geese like some dogs--can you imagine a flock of attack geese landing at the White House.@SnowyCA @mayintoronto @alice @roknrol @schmalzkringel oh they made a whole movie series about what happens when a company thinks it can harness the aggression of geese
Except the first creature design didn't play well with the focus groups so they replaced the geese with H. R. Giger designed xenomorphs
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@SnowyCA @alice @roknrol @schmalzkringel Are you familiar with this concept?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guard_goose@mayintoronto
yup, very familiar with guard geese. When I was quite young, our homesteading neighbour had several to protect her livestock and her privacy. Once they became accustomed to my presence they were not aggressive but at first they were intimidating!
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@roknrol @alice @schmalzkringel I'm on board with either owls or iguanas (though I'd definitely miss my cats).
But Canada Geese?!?! Having worked at a facility that had a goose 'lurking in the shop' for a while, there is no way anyone's life could continue on unchanged if one of those things replaced a pet dog!! Chaos and gross poops everywhere!
@dandrumheller Chaos? Gross poops? Aggressive enough to protect your property?
Sounds like a Canadian goose to me
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@roknrol @alice @schmalzkringel I used to live 7 iguanas. They have individual personalities and were fascinating to observe.
But cuddles and scroochies? Cats.
Preferably chilled-out seal-point Siamese, or bonkers abby-tabby-torties. Both like a warm lap and are way easier to clean up after than lizards.
@ambientspace I was just thinking about what animal would look funniest to replace all of the #Caturday images lol
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@SnowyCA @alice @roknrol @schmalzkringel Are you familiar with this concept?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guard_goose@mayintoronto
As a Gaul I'm still mad at them about Rome
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Hey there @schmalzkringel, thanks for the follow request! Unfortunately there's not enough vibe on your profile to check, so...
If you could swap the world's cats and dogs with two other things, and folx would continue as though their lives and pets had always been that way, what would you choose?
I really want to answer with something like "tiny fainting goats & giant rubber chickens" just for the laughs I'd get out of it.
@alice
I'm going to replace cats with pterosaurs because I really want those to exist.
I'm replacing dogs with cats because I refuse to live in a world without cats. -
@SnowyCA @mayintoronto @alice @roknrol @schmalzkringel oh they made a whole movie series about what happens when a company thinks it can harness the aggression of geese
Except the first creature design didn't play well with the focus groups so they replaced the geese with H. R. Giger designed xenomorphs
@gnomon Aliens movie? lol.
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@ambientspace I was just thinking about what animal would look funniest to replace all of the #Caturday images lol
@roknrol @alice @schmalzkringel ah ha! Got it!
You are familiar with work of #HenryLizardLover?
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Hey there @schmalzkringel, thanks for the follow request! Unfortunately there's not enough vibe on your profile to check, so...
If you could swap the world's cats and dogs with two other things, and folx would continue as though their lives and pets had always been that way, what would you choose?
I really want to answer with something like "tiny fainting goats & giant rubber chickens" just for the laughs I'd get out of it.
@alice @schmalzkringel Replace dogs with fennec foxes because eeeeeeee! :3 :3 :3
Replace cats with some sort of ermine because eeeeee! :3 :3 -
I'd swap cats and dogs with dogs and cats; cats replace dogs in all dog things and vice versa. Mostly just because I think it would be neat to have the same kind of diversity of cat breeds that we do of dogs. Big shaggy cats, tiny cats with big heads, long skinny cats, black cats with orange eyebrows...
I don't really have as much justification for swapping dogs in for cats, but it seemed fair if they are being replaced by cats that they could still have a place in people's homes.
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@alice @schmalzkringel I think dogs should be replaced with small dromaeosaurus like velociraptor. Roughly the same size, fast, agile and they probably got fluffy feathers
Cats on the other hand should be replaced with Geckos. I mean.. have you ever looked at one of those small critters? They're smol, cute and look like they're smiling. And they can hunt down all mosquitos who enter ones place
@enbypirate I love geckos so much! They're my favorite part of visiting Hawaii.
