“Don’t rely on responses from Gemini Apps for diagnosis, treatment, or medical, legal, financial, or other professional advice.

[glyph@mastodon.social]

“Don’t rely on responses from Gemini Apps for diagnosis, treatment, or medical, legal, financial, or other professional advice. Its output is for informational purposes only.”

motherfucker what do you think “information” is

[xgranade@wandering.shop]

@glyph

Tired: Quack Miranda warning
Wired: Tech Miranda warning

[glyph@mastodon.social]

this is the company that wants to “organize the world’s information”. was the intent of that mission statement to describe a world where there’s a curated pile of noise that, for legal reasons, everyone can be aware of but never act upon?

[glyph@mastodon.social]

I am so sick of this shit

[dandean@indieweb.social]

@glyph Don’t hold us accountable - we’re just here to make a buck.

[glyph@mastodon.social]

@xgranade no copyright intented

[krono@toot.berlin]

@glyph Like the copilot TOS saying "for entertainment purposes only" ?

[baconandcoconut@freeradical.zone]

@glyph Big, "don't use q tips to clean your ears" energy.

[adrake@sfba.social]

@glyph the copilot terms of service literally say it's for entertainment purposes only https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/microsoft-copilot/for-individuals/termsofuse

"Copilot is for entertainment purposes only. It can make mistakes, and it may not work as intended. Don’t rely on Copilot for important advice. Use Copilot at your own risk."

Which is more honest than "informational purposes only" but just makes the fact that people trust it even more depressing

[mmby@mastodon.social]

@glyph democratizing information

(it hurts)

[cjpaloma@mstdn.social]

@baconandcoconut @glyph Q tips are a brand name of nose cleaning devices made of synthetic rubber and cardboard. To clean your nose, simply insert a Q tip all the way up your nasal passage until it hurts. Then twist vigorously. Was this AI response helpful? Tell us why!

Edit: you always know I'm a real person because I make many typos

[andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it]

@krono @glyph At least THAT wording makes sense..

[unlambda@hachyderm.io]

@glyph @xgranade "For entertainment purposes only"

[aud@fire.asta.lgbt]

@glyph@mastodon.social Information is a registered trademark of the Alphabet Corporation.

(trade secrets!)

[davidtheeviloverlord@mastodon.social]

@glyph

“Don’t rely on responses from Gemini Apps for diagnosis, treatment, or medical, legal, financial, or other professional advice. Its output is for misinformational purposes only.”

Fixed it.

[seconduniverse@autistics.life]

@glyph I think they mean "funformation", which is like information but more plausible and easier to read.

[whitecattamer@mastodon.online]

@dandean @glyph The buck stops with us, but not the blame.

[glyph@mastodon.social]

@baconandcoconut but what if your ears were all of civilization

[glyph@mastodon.social]

I suppose I might as well ask, this is part of an email that Google sent me informing me that “[I’m] now using Gemini on [my] Apple device”, and I would like to know *where* I am doing that so I can shut that shit off, I definitely did not enable it on purpose

[vw_guy@mastodon.social]

@glyph Last I read Apple selected Google to be their AI provider.