Macbook Neo Hot Take™, take 2. Earlier I was annoyed at tech reviewers who should *really* know better giving a *really* myopic assessment of its gaming potential.
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@glyph like, it seems obvious to me that the Neo doesn't exist because of unprecedented visionary design genius, it exists because the people in charge seem to be paying attention enough to notice that we've been in a period of significant downward mobility that isn't going to be stopping any time soon, and they need to meet their customers where they're at if they want to keep having any
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@vfig @glyph no contradiction detected. it's good marketing to present it as a classy product that just happens to be extremely affordable, as if to say "you won't look like a poor person carrying around this computer". lots of people in difficult circumstances have significant anxiety about these things. of course, i can't imagine apple marketing this any other way regardless of the intended audience
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@vfig @glyph no contradiction detected. it's good marketing to present it as a classy product that just happens to be extremely affordable, as if to say "you won't look like a poor person carrying around this computer". lots of people in difficult circumstances have significant anxiety about these things. of course, i can't imagine apple marketing this any other way regardless of the intended audience
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@vfig @glyph no contradiction detected. it's good marketing to present it as a classy product that just happens to be extremely affordable, as if to say "you won't look like a poor person carrying around this computer". lots of people in difficult circumstances have significant anxiety about these things. of course, i can't imagine apple marketing this any other way regardless of the intended audience
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@aeva @vfig it would be cool if they made a cut down version of windows for budget machines that actually just had all the useless bloat removed instead of setting some stupid registry keys that prevent you from having more than 1 NIC and 2 CPUs or whatever, and then we could just run it on every other windows machine too, but unfortunately I think you have extremely accurately described the state of management here
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@aeva @adrake all my beliefs in this area are extremely weakly held, and if you have recent experience of viable windows budget laptops then perhaps I am simply full of shit. but it is notable that they’re definitely doing some algorithmic pricing shenanigans because when I did a low-to-high price search on HP’s site, the cheapest thing I saw was $500, with a worse processor and similar specs to the neo, with a supposed MSRP of $950
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@aeva x86_64 windows laptops are still kinda heavy, kinda hot, unreliable, sluggish, but most of all the main thing I hear from actual Windows users is that sleep just doesn't work at all? Among mac users "my laptop got hot in my bag and it was dead when I got to work" does happen but it's the kind of problem that would make one suspect a hardware problem and bring it in for repair, on Windows it seems to be a weekly occurrence on most machines, particularly those priced in the shitbox category
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@glyph @aeva I am a certified Apple hater, and so I'm perfectly fine saying that while I think some Apple hardware is catastrophically badly design (e.g.: plugging the mouse in from the bottom, or Antennagate), I don't think they tend to fall into "made so poorly that it's manifestly unfit for purpose." That's more than I can say for bottom-rung HP laptops, sadly.
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@xgranade @aeva it’s hard to pin down exact spec problems because most people relaying these stories to me are not particularly technical and not interested in reliving them, but literally every story I have heard in the last 5 years involving a budget windows laptop had a punchline that was something like “and then it stopped working completely, to the point where even Notepad would crash after 3 minutes”. completely unfit for purpose to a previously unheard-of degree
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@xgranade @aeva it’s hard to pin down exact spec problems because most people relaying these stories to me are not particularly technical and not interested in reliving them, but literally every story I have heard in the last 5 years involving a budget windows laptop had a punchline that was something like “and then it stopped working completely, to the point where even Notepad would crash after 3 minutes”. completely unfit for purpose to a previously unheard-of degree
@glyph @aeva Have I ever told you about when Windows started blinking? Like, every menu, taskbar, everything... just started blinking.
I even knew folks on the Windows team and tried to ask, screenshots, videos, and all, but they were completely stumped.
The degree to which Windows installs accumulate weird and nondeterministic shit is hard to overstate. Put that on a restricted machine and weird shit happens.
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Potential customers for this fall into a few categories, including:
1. Parents who don't know a lot about tech, but whose kids need "a laptop" for school.
2. Kids & young adults who want a macbook to run something like GarageBand but have a very limited budget *and* also don't otherwise know much about tech.
3. Schools.
4. School-like programs, like software dev clubs & summer camps.These customer types need a low price, but they also need A LOT of *support*. The support is the product here.
@glyph there’s also a ton of people who are getting this as a cheap secondary laptop for travel and as backup just in case their primary machine fails; or for around the house if they have a desktop but would also like something for sitting down on the couch (and they don’t want or like iPads)
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@xgranade @aeva it’s hard to pin down exact spec problems because most people relaying these stories to me are not particularly technical and not interested in reliving them, but literally every story I have heard in the last 5 years involving a budget windows laptop had a punchline that was something like “and then it stopped working completely, to the point where even Notepad would crash after 3 minutes”. completely unfit for purpose to a previously unheard-of degree
@glyph @xgranade @aeva Having had to interact with a few low-end HPs (including having one I got free that I use as my 'going out somewhere I need a computer' laptop) - most of the problems seem to come down to:
- Cheap unreliable fan leads to severe overheating
- They removed a whole piece of this device for ... reasons?? (eg., removing one antenna on wifi cards)
- The battery is more like a bomb
- "They make monitors in this resolution??"
- Everything is cheap plastic forever -
@glyph @xgranade @aeva Having had to interact with a few low-end HPs (including having one I got free that I use as my 'going out somewhere I need a computer' laptop) - most of the problems seem to come down to:
- Cheap unreliable fan leads to severe overheating
- They removed a whole piece of this device for ... reasons?? (eg., removing one antenna on wifi cards)
- The battery is more like a bomb
- "They make monitors in this resolution??"
- Everything is cheap plastic forever@glyph @xgranade @aeva for the one I actually use - I had to fiddle with wireless drivers like it was 2006 again,
the fan stopped being a problem once I installed linux for... Reasons?
Like, legit might just be a windows issue, even with games running it's fine now. No fucking idea why.
The monitor resolution is... awkward, and colour is the worst I've ever seen on a monitor.
I still worry about the battery.
That the plastic has not broken yet is largely due to caution -
@glyph @xgranade @aeva for the one I actually use - I had to fiddle with wireless drivers like it was 2006 again,
the fan stopped being a problem once I installed linux for... Reasons?
Like, legit might just be a windows issue, even with games running it's fine now. No fucking idea why.
The monitor resolution is... awkward, and colour is the worst I've ever seen on a monitor.
I still worry about the battery.
That the plastic has not broken yet is largely due to caution -
Macbook Neo Hot Take
, take 2. Earlier I was annoyed at tech reviewers who should *really* know better giving a *really* myopic assessment of its gaming potential. Now I'm seeing another bad take on Fedi, which is "all you Apple shills love this stupid thing, but a cheap Linux laptop would work better, don't buy it". I am much more sympathetic to this but it appears to be missing what is interesting about this device and why people are talking about it at all.@glyph I appreciated this take. On the Neo and also tech reviewers.
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@glyph @xgranade @aeva for the one I actually use - I had to fiddle with wireless drivers like it was 2006 again,
the fan stopped being a problem once I installed linux for... Reasons?
Like, legit might just be a windows issue, even with games running it's fine now. No fucking idea why.
The monitor resolution is... awkward, and colour is the worst I've ever seen on a monitor.
I still worry about the battery.
That the plastic has not broken yet is largely due to caution@miss_rodent @xgranade @aeva yeah these are consistent with my experience but also some of these problems have always been around to some degree? but on ~2015 era laptops the cheap plastic was thick enough to withstand breaking, now it’s trying to emulate milled aluminum so it’s way too thin. old shitboxes would overheat sometimes but it would just throttle the CPU, now it fries the RAM and erases the SSD. all the problems seem worse.
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@miss_rodent @xgranade @aeva yeah these are consistent with my experience but also some of these problems have always been around to some degree? but on ~2015 era laptops the cheap plastic was thick enough to withstand breaking, now it’s trying to emulate milled aluminum so it’s way too thin. old shitboxes would overheat sometimes but it would just throttle the CPU, now it fries the RAM and erases the SSD. all the problems seem worse.
@miss_rodent @xgranade @aeva the experience in both software and hardware has been degrading for decades but for a long time it had a sort of janky DIY charm. now it’s just broken and kinda ruining people’s lives with faulty-from-factory parts
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@miss_rodent @xgranade @aeva the experience in both software and hardware has been degrading for decades but for a long time it had a sort of janky DIY charm. now it’s just broken and kinda ruining people’s lives with faulty-from-factory parts
@glyph @miss_rodent @aeva I miss netbooks. Like, yeah, I know they still exist, but not like circa 2008, when they were cheap and low-powered but well-designed and filled a very particular niche.
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@glyph @miss_rodent @aeva I miss netbooks. Like, yeah, I know they still exist, but not like circa 2008, when they were cheap and low-powered but well-designed and filled a very particular niche.
@xgranade @glyph @miss_rodent @aeva every now and then I dig out my EeePC 901 for a thrill of nostalgia. About 90 seconds of typing is all it takes for me to wish to put it away again. But what a great little device it was/is.
Best netbook trick I ever pulled with it was loading some offline'd pages from WikiTravel onto it while romping around in Europe for the first time. City guides and language guides, mostly. But it felt truly futuristic, especially in an era when offlining stuff like that was more of a pain in the ass.
