For the last 15 years I've become adept at explaining to office colleagues why I spent my weekend in random shitholes across the country, Newcastle to visit friends, Blackpool to see Pleasure Beach.

[fesshole@mastodon.social]

For the last 15 years I've become adept at explaining to office colleagues why I spent my weekend in random shitholes across the country, Newcastle to visit friends, Blackpool to see Pleasure Beach. Truth is I'm a singer in a sackably offensive touring punk band.

[kormachameleon@tech.lgbt]

@fesshole hi there, kunt

[jackeric@beige.party]

@fesshole one wonders why you'd need to tell your colleagues where you've been at all

[ianmoore3000@mastodon.ie]

@fesshole I am imagining this guy having a mohawk and wearing full punk gear into work in his accountancy firm thinking "no one must ever find out my secret".

[ianmoore3000@mastodon.ie]

@jackeric @fesshole people do tend to talk about what they've been up to on their holidays. At least in normal workplaces.

[jackeric@beige.party]

@IanMoore3000 @fesshole yep, holidays, not weekends... you don't need to volunteer that you went to [redacted shithole town name], you can just say you went to the garden centre

[grahamdunning@post.lurk.org]

@jackeric @IanMoore3000 @fesshole the best punk gigs actually are in garden centres nowerdays