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  3. Good news everyone, I've created an advanced AI that can replace 90% of the managers in tech companies:

Good news everyone, I've created an advanced AI that can replace 90% of the managers in tech companies:

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  • existentialcomics@mastodon.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
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    existentialcomics@mastodon.social
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    Good news everyone, I've created an advanced AI that can replace 90% of the managers in tech companies:

    #/bin/bash

    echo "have more meetings where all the engineers stop working and say out loud the status of their Jira tickets.\n"

    exit 0;

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    • existentialcomics@mastodon.socialE existentialcomics@mastodon.social

      Good news everyone, I've created an advanced AI that can replace 90% of the managers in tech companies:

      #/bin/bash

      echo "have more meetings where all the engineers stop working and say out loud the status of their Jira tickets.\n"

      exit 0;

      lertsenem@mastodon.lertsenem.comL This user is from outside of this forum
      lertsenem@mastodon.lertsenem.comL This user is from outside of this forum
      lertsenem@mastodon.lertsenem.com
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      @existentialcomics Wow, eerie! I could swear it's about to become sentient and track me down to report my hours of work into some useless spreadsheet.

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      • existentialcomics@mastodon.socialE existentialcomics@mastodon.social

        Good news everyone, I've created an advanced AI that can replace 90% of the managers in tech companies:

        #/bin/bash

        echo "have more meetings where all the engineers stop working and say out loud the status of their Jira tickets.\n"

        exit 0;

        faraiwe@mstdn.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
        faraiwe@mstdn.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
        faraiwe@mstdn.social
        wrote last edited by
        #3

        @existentialcomics it's...perfect. Nobody will be able to tell it from a flesh and tie manager!!

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