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  • randahl@mastodon.socialR randahl@mastodon.social

    Examples that Danish is the most confusing language for English speakers:

    In Denmark, when washing machines are done, their displays write, "Slut!", which means "Finished".

    When someone enters an elevator, the display changes to "I fart", which means "On the move".

    Tourists have difficulty finding a nice WC, because the signs often say "Bad toilet", meaning "Bathroom and toilet".

    In lobbies with multiple elevators, one sign may say, "Gods elevator", which means "Freight elevator".

    #offtopic

    cblte@nrw.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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    @randahl @lenzgr I fart = Ich fahre.. 🙂 hihihi

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    • aileen22@mastodon.socialA aileen22@mastodon.social

      @CiaraNi @randahl 🤭

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      @Aileen22 @randahl 🙂

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      • randahl@mastodon.socialR randahl@mastodon.social

        Examples that Danish is the most confusing language for English speakers:

        In Denmark, when washing machines are done, their displays write, "Slut!", which means "Finished".

        When someone enters an elevator, the display changes to "I fart", which means "On the move".

        Tourists have difficulty finding a nice WC, because the signs often say "Bad toilet", meaning "Bathroom and toilet".

        In lobbies with multiple elevators, one sign may say, "Gods elevator", which means "Freight elevator".

        #offtopic

        brianjohnson@mastodon.sdf.orgB This user is from outside of this forum
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        @randahl @CiaraNi My favourite is visitors seeing a walk-in cupboard with "LAGER" on the door, that is filled with all sorts of stuff, but never any beer.

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        • randahl@mastodon.socialR randahl@mastodon.social

          Examples that Danish is the most confusing language for English speakers:

          In Denmark, when washing machines are done, their displays write, "Slut!", which means "Finished".

          When someone enters an elevator, the display changes to "I fart", which means "On the move".

          Tourists have difficulty finding a nice WC, because the signs often say "Bad toilet", meaning "Bathroom and toilet".

          In lobbies with multiple elevators, one sign may say, "Gods elevator", which means "Freight elevator".

          #offtopic

          lockedintospace@mastodon.socialL This user is from outside of this forum
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          #51

          @randahl Imagine a washing machine displaying "Slut!" in an Anglophone country.

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          • randahl@mastodon.socialR randahl@mastodon.social

            Examples that Danish is the most confusing language for English speakers:

            In Denmark, when washing machines are done, their displays write, "Slut!", which means "Finished".

            When someone enters an elevator, the display changes to "I fart", which means "On the move".

            Tourists have difficulty finding a nice WC, because the signs often say "Bad toilet", meaning "Bathroom and toilet".

            In lobbies with multiple elevators, one sign may say, "Gods elevator", which means "Freight elevator".

            #offtopic

            michael@westergaard.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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            #52
            Funny fact, Queen Elizabeth was visiting my university some years ago, when she was still alive and I still went to university, and the lifts all had their "i fart" displays hidden using sticky tape to not offend her.
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            • brianjohnson@mastodon.sdf.orgB brianjohnson@mastodon.sdf.org

              @randahl @CiaraNi My favourite is visitors seeing a walk-in cupboard with "LAGER" on the door, that is filled with all sorts of stuff, but never any beer.

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              @brianjohnson @randahl Haha - that one had never occurred to me. How disappointed they must be when they open the door and find cleaning cloths and biros.

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              • fiee@literatur.socialF fiee@literatur.social

                @Gupperduck @randahl
                WRT street signs, I love the French “Rappel” (remember the speed limit), which means about “tantrum“ or “to rattle” in German.

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                @fiee @Gupperduck @randahl well this reminds me of French street signs "SAUF" which translates to "except(ion)" and in German it could be interpretation as "you, drink/booze!"

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                • naturemc@mastodon.onlineN naturemc@mastodon.online

                  @Pascal_dher 😱 from France. 😅 @waldschnecke @randahl

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                  @NatureMC

                  @Pascal_dher @waldschnecke @randahl

                  I’m learning Danish as an English and French speaker and the “half of score(20) or 2 hands plus a number” mental model took some time to get used to - 😬!

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                  • randahl@mastodon.socialR randahl@mastodon.social

                    Examples that Danish is the most confusing language for English speakers:

                    In Denmark, when washing machines are done, their displays write, "Slut!", which means "Finished".

                    When someone enters an elevator, the display changes to "I fart", which means "On the move".

                    Tourists have difficulty finding a nice WC, because the signs often say "Bad toilet", meaning "Bathroom and toilet".

                    In lobbies with multiple elevators, one sign may say, "Gods elevator", which means "Freight elevator".

                    #offtopic

                    ahalam@social.vivaldi.netA This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @randahl I didn't know that Danish has so close to Dutch! 💀

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                    • randahl@mastodon.socialR randahl@mastodon.social

                      Examples that Danish is the most confusing language for English speakers:

                      In Denmark, when washing machines are done, their displays write, "Slut!", which means "Finished".

                      When someone enters an elevator, the display changes to "I fart", which means "On the move".

                      Tourists have difficulty finding a nice WC, because the signs often say "Bad toilet", meaning "Bathroom and toilet".

                      In lobbies with multiple elevators, one sign may say, "Gods elevator", which means "Freight elevator".

                      #offtopic

                      ascherbaum@mastodon.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #57

                      @randahl You are on to something! 😉

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                      • randahl@mastodon.socialR randahl@mastodon.social

                        Examples that Danish is the most confusing language for English speakers:

                        In Denmark, when washing machines are done, their displays write, "Slut!", which means "Finished".

                        When someone enters an elevator, the display changes to "I fart", which means "On the move".

                        Tourists have difficulty finding a nice WC, because the signs often say "Bad toilet", meaning "Bathroom and toilet".

                        In lobbies with multiple elevators, one sign may say, "Gods elevator", which means "Freight elevator".

                        #offtopic

                        xeno@hexokina.seX This user is from outside of this forum
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                        @randahl@mastodon.social the hardest is the pronounciation, honestly swedish and even norwegian have a lot of the silly-sounding-in-english words too

                        i tried to explain to a native english speaker how like "Københavns Hovedbanegård" or "Hvis jeg kunne" is actually pronounced and they were just stunlocked for a few seconds

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                        • xeno@hexokina.seX xeno@hexokina.se

                          @randahl@mastodon.social the hardest is the pronounciation, honestly swedish and even norwegian have a lot of the silly-sounding-in-english words too

                          i tried to explain to a native english speaker how like "Københavns Hovedbanegård" or "Hvis jeg kunne" is actually pronounced and they were just stunlocked for a few seconds

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                          @randahl@mastodon.social it might have been "Kan jeg sidde ned" that's another really goofy one

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                          • randahl@mastodon.socialR randahl@mastodon.social

                            Examples that Danish is the most confusing language for English speakers:

                            In Denmark, when washing machines are done, their displays write, "Slut!", which means "Finished".

                            When someone enters an elevator, the display changes to "I fart", which means "On the move".

                            Tourists have difficulty finding a nice WC, because the signs often say "Bad toilet", meaning "Bathroom and toilet".

                            In lobbies with multiple elevators, one sign may say, "Gods elevator", which means "Freight elevator".

                            #offtopic

                            muzicofiel@mastodon.nlM This user is from outside of this forum
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                            @randahl Oh dear, just learned that a social platform gonna correct “not allowed” Words in a chat conversation. It’s start with such Words you mentioned. Soon #trump dissides what Words are allowed. Hopefully wassingmachines Will still work after such update 😉

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                            • ciarani@mastodon.greenC ciarani@mastodon.green

                              @brianjohnson @randahl Haha - that one had never occurred to me. How disappointed they must be when they open the door and find cleaning cloths and biros.

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                              @CiaraNi @randahl Indeed. I worked for a very famous Danish brewery for some years and people obviously expected there to be a cupboard full of beer.

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                              • randahl@mastodon.socialR randahl@mastodon.social

                                Examples that Danish is the most confusing language for English speakers:

                                In Denmark, when washing machines are done, their displays write, "Slut!", which means "Finished".

                                When someone enters an elevator, the display changes to "I fart", which means "On the move".

                                Tourists have difficulty finding a nice WC, because the signs often say "Bad toilet", meaning "Bathroom and toilet".

                                In lobbies with multiple elevators, one sign may say, "Gods elevator", which means "Freight elevator".

                                #offtopic

                                richardwrightfan@mastodon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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                                @randahl
                                Hilarious! And I thought Japanese was confusing.😂

                                #offtopic

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                                • randahl@mastodon.socialR randahl@mastodon.social

                                  Examples that Danish is the most confusing language for English speakers:

                                  In Denmark, when washing machines are done, their displays write, "Slut!", which means "Finished".

                                  When someone enters an elevator, the display changes to "I fart", which means "On the move".

                                  Tourists have difficulty finding a nice WC, because the signs often say "Bad toilet", meaning "Bathroom and toilet".

                                  In lobbies with multiple elevators, one sign may say, "Gods elevator", which means "Freight elevator".

                                  #offtopic

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                                  @randahl

                                  It is actually funny if you take it from an english point of view 🤭

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                                  • randahl@mastodon.socialR randahl@mastodon.social

                                    Examples that Danish is the most confusing language for English speakers:

                                    In Denmark, when washing machines are done, their displays write, "Slut!", which means "Finished".

                                    When someone enters an elevator, the display changes to "I fart", which means "On the move".

                                    Tourists have difficulty finding a nice WC, because the signs often say "Bad toilet", meaning "Bathroom and toilet".

                                    In lobbies with multiple elevators, one sign may say, "Gods elevator", which means "Freight elevator".

                                    #offtopic

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                                    @randahl @czottmann That is totally awesome!

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                                    • ahalam@social.vivaldi.netA ahalam@social.vivaldi.net

                                      @randahl I didn't know that Danish has so close to Dutch! 💀

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                                      @ahalam @randahl I, Dutchman (mother tongue Dutch, reasonably decent English, some German), can make some sense of written Danish, but not from spoken Danish.

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                                      • randahl@mastodon.socialR randahl@mastodon.social

                                        @rhempel nowadays were have the opposite problem, as window signs will often say "Sale!", which is confusing to Danes, as that means "Halls!", as if there is some big rooms inside the building.

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                                        @randahl @rhempel in French, "sale" means dirty (feminine), but it can be used as short for "dirty whore".

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                                        • caman@connectop.usC caman@connectop.us

                                          @randahl I love linguistic crossover words and phrases with different meanings! I remember my high school German class when our rather jaded teacher was ready to teach a room full of adolescents how to conjugate the verb fahren. He told us to go ahead and get the guffaws and belly laughs out of the way so we could continue our lesson. He was right.

                                          When visiting Denmark, I’ll take the stairs. I do wonder if those elevators go both to the basement and the top floor. Just don’t ever hit the down button.

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                                          @CAman @randahl so, the god lift takes to to heaven and hell? 🙂

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