What is Hegseth's cocaine budget and does it come from his salary or just general defence spending?

[schwa@mastodon.social]

What is Hegseth's cocaine budget and does it come from his salary or just general defence spending?

[agiletortoise@mastodon.social]

@schwa chump change compared to his hair gel expenditures

[palin@mastodon.social]

@schwa
I am convinced he's using something...
Amphetamines or coke.

[havvyhh2@mas.to]

@schwa @agiletortoise ....wonder of it's Brylcreem.......?

[havvyhh2@mas.to]

@schwa @palin ....perhaps a proprietary blend....‍

[sablebadger@dice.camp]

@schwa it's filed under Codename: Lobster Tails, so we know it's roughly between 6-7 Billion dollars in cocain.. I mean Lobster...

[mickjamezz@mastodon.social]

@schwa
When he starts rocking back and forth like Hitler will they say he's just excited to be here?

[alexlubertozzi@mastodon.social]

@schwa Being secretary of war means never having to pay for your own cocaine.

[oz@mastodonsweden.se]

@schwa I assume they have a subsidised vending machine in the break room.