I took up running a while ago.

[fesshole@mastodon.social]

I took up running a while ago. I don't want to tell anyone about it but I do want people to know, so I've been purposefully running past my friends' houses in the hope they'll spot me. No one's said a bloody thing.

[delila@chaos.social]

@fesshole jog on mate

[michael@westergaard.social]

Pro tip: steal shit. Ain't nobody going to notice another nerd running around in a jumpsuit, but everybody's going to notice the thief running away with a 62" TV.

[woodlandspirit@mastodon.social]

@fesshole I want attention without saying I want attention

[cyberoutsider@infosec.exchange]

@WoodlandSpirit @fesshole Careful with that attitude. You're poking at the very foundation of Fesshole.

[eetschrijver@mastodon.social]

@fesshole Sorry, you were saying...?

[dshan@mastodon.au]

@fesshole Runners nowadays are like rats — if you see one on the street you quickly turn away and hope that it'll go away and you won't have to think about it, and you won't catch some horrible disease from it.

[marshalla99@thx.gg]

@fesshole *purposely

[aaron@cutie.city]

@fesshole
I run early so that nobody will see me and was mortified once when I ran past a friend and her daughters right at the end of a run - I was a sweaty mess and probably weaving all over the place.

[robferrer@mstdn.social]

@fesshole
@pads is this you?

[justinmac84@mastodon.social]

@fesshole Too absorbed in screens probably.

[_calmdowndear@mastodon.social]

@fesshole you must be too good at it. Eat some pies, slow down a bit.

[inchulk@mastodon.green]

@fesshole The red sweaty face and unexpected clothing probably makes you less recognisable.