ransomware except in addition to encrypting data it plays a 10 hour supercut of all yotubes worst jarjar binks impressions and zingers forever until they pay
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ransomware except it deploys 500,000 lambda instances under your aws account that all run python cryptominers
@Viss That could make for a very interesting tabletop scenario piece
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@Viss That could make for a very interesting tabletop scenario piece
@zombie042 think of this entire thread this way
if this is the shit im giving away
what am i saving for customers who pay me to run tabletops for them?
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@zombie042 think of this entire thread this way
if this is the shit im giving away
what am i saving for customers who pay me to run tabletops for them?
@Viss Been in a meeting since 7am, will have to look through the others. I do the same though, have some great tabletops I developed and don't share
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@Viss Been in a meeting since 7am, will have to look through the others. I do the same though, have some great tabletops I developed and don't share
@zombie042 muahahha, maybe we can tagteam in the future! that would be super fun
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ransomware except it deploys 500,000 lambda instances under your aws account that all run python cryptominers
@Viss ransomware except it changes your key map to en_gb
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ransomware except it deploys 500,000 lambda instances under your aws account that all run python cryptominers
@Viss the irony is that after a long career in computing my first gut reaction is "oh thank fuck" to every single one of these. "peace at last."
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@Viss the irony is that after a long career in computing my first gut reaction is "oh thank fuck" to every single one of these. "peace at last."
@Viss when the only escape is to switch every wall socket to off and chuck your phone in a river. please, take me now. *throws arms open*
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ransomware except it deploys 500,000 lambda instances under your aws account that all run python cryptominers
this has been 'ransomware noodling with viss'.
if you select any one of these to use in a scenario, or mention as a real threat to your org, please link to this thread or give me a hat tip or something. that would be kind of you.
bonus points if you hire Phobos to run a tabletop.
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this has been 'ransomware noodling with viss'.
if you select any one of these to use in a scenario, or mention as a real threat to your org, please link to this thread or give me a hat tip or something. that would be kind of you.
bonus points if you hire Phobos to run a tabletop.
well, not currently in a place to hire phobos but i can be *damned sure* i don't ever want to piss you off.
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this has been 'ransomware noodling with viss'.
if you select any one of these to use in a scenario, or mention as a real threat to your org, please link to this thread or give me a hat tip or something. that would be kind of you.
bonus points if you hire Phobos to run a tabletop.
waitwaitwait i have one more!
ransomware but it ONLY targets orgs that use ms teams, and it spiders the entire calendar looking for any meetings that are open, and joins them with a virtual webcam and plays the never gonna give you up video - it joins randomly between 1-10 minutes into the meeting, repeatedly, forever, for every meeting.
until you pay
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well, not currently in a place to hire phobos but i can be *damned sure* i don't ever want to piss you off.
@paul_ipv6 you would be surprised at how inexpensive a 1 day tabletop is
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waitwaitwait i have one more!
ransomware but it ONLY targets orgs that use ms teams, and it spiders the entire calendar looking for any meetings that are open, and joins them with a virtual webcam and plays the never gonna give you up video - it joins randomly between 1-10 minutes into the meeting, repeatedly, forever, for every meeting.
until you pay
@Viss That idea will never let you down
