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This is how old I am: I will NEVER call the first Star Wars film "A New Hope," get your bullshit retcon away from me, it is and always shall be Star Wars, forever and ever amen

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  • scalzi@mastodon.socialS scalzi@mastodon.social

    This is how old I am: I will NEVER call the first Star Wars film "A New Hope," get your bullshit retcon away from me, it is and always shall be Star Wars, forever and ever amen

    david_chisnall@infosec.exchangeD This user is from outside of this forum
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    #5

    @scalzi

    I have, on my bookshelf, a copy of the novelisation of the first film, published in 1977 and written by George Lucas. As a child, the second and third were repeated on TV a lot but I never saw the first one, so I grabbed the book when I saw it.

    I was confused by a lot of the uproar around the restored scenes in the remastered ones, because things like the scene with Jabba were in the novelisation.

    The title of the book is:

    Star Wars: From the adventures of Luke Skywalker.

    thanne@mastodon.sdf.orgT billiglarper@rollenspiel.socialB mossman@social.vivaldi.netM 3 Replies Last reply
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    • scalzi@mastodon.socialS scalzi@mastodon.social

      This is how old I am: I will NEVER call the first Star Wars film "A New Hope," get your bullshit retcon away from me, it is and always shall be Star Wars, forever and ever amen

      sortova@redwombat.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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      #6

      @scalzi speaking of retcon, how long does it take to do the Kessel Run?

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      • scalzi@mastodon.socialS scalzi@mastodon.social

        This is how old I am: I will NEVER call the first Star Wars film "A New Hope," get your bullshit retcon away from me, it is and always shall be Star Wars, forever and ever amen

        vmachiel@mastodon.nlV This user is from outside of this forum
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        #7

        @scalzi my brother born in 02 does the same🤷‍♂️

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        • scalzi@mastodon.socialS scalzi@mastodon.social

          This is how old I am: I will NEVER call the first Star Wars film "A New Hope," get your bullshit retcon away from me, it is and always shall be Star Wars, forever and ever amen

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          nerpulus@mastodon.online
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          #8

          @scalzi Same. And the red-suited superhero is named Captain Marvel, and Pluto is a planet, and you type two spaces after the period.

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          • scalzi@mastodon.socialS scalzi@mastodon.social

            This is how old I am: I will NEVER call the first Star Wars film "A New Hope," get your bullshit retcon away from me, it is and always shall be Star Wars, forever and ever amen

            kithrup@wandering.shopK This user is from outside of this forum
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            @scalzi I was so very confused when I saw it an Nth time at the theatre and it had changed the scroll.

            It was GASLIGHTING.

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            • scalzi@mastodon.socialS scalzi@mastodon.social

              This is how old I am: I will NEVER call the first Star Wars film "A New Hope," get your bullshit retcon away from me, it is and always shall be Star Wars, forever and ever amen

              pirateguillermo@sfba.socialP This user is from outside of this forum
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              #10

              @scalzi My kids honed their eye rolling skills on their parents’ insistence that, “watching the Star Wars movies in order,” means that we start with “Star Wars”.

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              • scalzi@mastodon.socialS scalzi@mastodon.social

                This is how old I am: I will NEVER call the first Star Wars film "A New Hope," get your bullshit retcon away from me, it is and always shall be Star Wars, forever and ever amen

                cratermoon@zirk.usC This user is from outside of this forum
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                #11

                @scalzi I also will never consider "The Phantom Menace" canon. Delete the entire film from the timeline and nothing of value is lost.

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                • scalzi@mastodon.socialS scalzi@mastodon.social

                  This is how old I am: I will NEVER call the first Star Wars film "A New Hope," get your bullshit retcon away from me, it is and always shall be Star Wars, forever and ever amen

                  lazarou@mastodon.socialL This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #12

                  @scalzi "The Great Schism Has Begun!"

                  But not really because you're right.

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                  • pirateguillermo@sfba.socialP pirateguillermo@sfba.social

                    @scalzi My kids honed their eye rolling skills on their parents’ insistence that, “watching the Star Wars movies in order,” means that we start with “Star Wars”.

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                    drangnon@hachyderm.io
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                    #13

                    @pirateguillermo @scalzi

                    my partner is younger than I am and watches it in "machete order": 4, 5, 2, 3, 6.

                    ...there's a slice of people who will just say "4" instead of "star wars" or "a new hope". at least that's unambiguous, they talked about it being "4" when it was first released.

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                    • scalzi@mastodon.socialS scalzi@mastodon.social

                      This is how old I am: I will NEVER call the first Star Wars film "A New Hope," get your bullshit retcon away from me, it is and always shall be Star Wars, forever and ever amen

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                      #14

                      @scalzi ta and um no;! Y

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                      • david_chisnall@infosec.exchangeD david_chisnall@infosec.exchange

                        @scalzi

                        I have, on my bookshelf, a copy of the novelisation of the first film, published in 1977 and written by George Lucas. As a child, the second and third were repeated on TV a lot but I never saw the first one, so I grabbed the book when I saw it.

                        I was confused by a lot of the uproar around the restored scenes in the remastered ones, because things like the scene with Jabba were in the novelisation.

                        The title of the book is:

                        Star Wars: From the adventures of Luke Skywalker.

                        thanne@mastodon.sdf.orgT This user is from outside of this forum
                        thanne@mastodon.sdf.orgT This user is from outside of this forum
                        thanne@mastodon.sdf.org
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                        #15

                        @david_chisnall @scalzi Based on the name I thought there must be other books in The Adventures of Luke Skywalker series, and was quite disappointed to find there weren’t any. The Star Wars books that came along later weren’t the same.

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                        • scalzi@mastodon.socialS scalzi@mastodon.social

                          This is how old I am: I will NEVER call the first Star Wars film "A New Hope," get your bullshit retcon away from me, it is and always shall be Star Wars, forever and ever amen

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                          @scalzi YES and get off my lawn 😐

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                          • david_chisnall@infosec.exchangeD david_chisnall@infosec.exchange

                            @scalzi

                            I have, on my bookshelf, a copy of the novelisation of the first film, published in 1977 and written by George Lucas. As a child, the second and third were repeated on TV a lot but I never saw the first one, so I grabbed the book when I saw it.

                            I was confused by a lot of the uproar around the restored scenes in the remastered ones, because things like the scene with Jabba were in the novelisation.

                            The title of the book is:

                            Star Wars: From the adventures of Luke Skywalker.

                            billiglarper@rollenspiel.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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                            billiglarper@rollenspiel.social
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                            #17

                            @david_chisnall @scalzi

                            The Star Wars novel was written by Alan Dean Foster.

                            Pointing this out because Alan Dean Foster is a fine writer and worth looking into.

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                            • scalzi@mastodon.socialS scalzi@mastodon.social

                              This is how old I am: I will NEVER call the first Star Wars film "A New Hope," get your bullshit retcon away from me, it is and always shall be Star Wars, forever and ever amen

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                              #18

                              @scalzi
                              My first slice of sci-fi was Star wars, age 2, watching it on ITV at the beginning of the 1980s.

                              It & Doctor Who were my gateway drugs.

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                              • scalzi@mastodon.socialS scalzi@mastodon.social

                                This is how old I am: I will NEVER call the first Star Wars film "A New Hope," get your bullshit retcon away from me, it is and always shall be Star Wars, forever and ever amen

                                robho@mastodon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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                                #19

                                @scalzi A copy of the original screenplay of "Star Wars", as found in the Ripley's Believe It or Not! museum in Niagara Falls, Ontario. Luke Starkiller!?!

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                                • scalzi@mastodon.socialS scalzi@mastodon.social

                                  This is how old I am: I will NEVER call the first Star Wars film "A New Hope," get your bullshit retcon away from me, it is and always shall be Star Wars, forever and ever amen

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                                  #20

                                  @scalzi
                                  seen it '78 in the cinema

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                                  • billiglarper@rollenspiel.socialB billiglarper@rollenspiel.social

                                    @david_chisnall @scalzi

                                    The Star Wars novel was written by Alan Dean Foster.

                                    Pointing this out because Alan Dean Foster is a fine writer and worth looking into.

                                    Link Preview Image
                                    Star Wars: From the Adventures of Luke Skywalker - Wikipedia

                                    favicon

                                    (en.wikipedia.org)

                                    jzb@hachyderm.ioJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    @billiglarper @david_chisnall @scalzi I really enjoyed the first few Spellsinger books. Need to finish the series one of these days.

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                                    • billiglarper@rollenspiel.socialB billiglarper@rollenspiel.social

                                      @david_chisnall @scalzi

                                      The Star Wars novel was written by Alan Dean Foster.

                                      Pointing this out because Alan Dean Foster is a fine writer and worth looking into.

                                      Link Preview Image
                                      Star Wars: From the Adventures of Luke Skywalker - Wikipedia

                                      favicon

                                      (en.wikipedia.org)

                                      david_chisnall@infosec.exchangeD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      david_chisnall@infosec.exchange
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                                      @billiglarper @scalzi

                                      Huh, not mentioned on the cover at all, but not surprising in hindsight, it reads a lot like him.

                                      I've read a bunch of his other things, but this was my one example of good writing by George Lucas, so now I'm just disappointed in him.

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                                      • jzb@hachyderm.ioJ jzb@hachyderm.io

                                        @billiglarper @david_chisnall @scalzi I really enjoyed the first few Spellsinger books. Need to finish the series one of these days.

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                                        @jzb @billiglarper @scalzi

                                        I read his novelisations of the Star Trek animated series and didn't realise they were based on those, so had weird deja vu when I eventually saw the series!

                                        I really enjoyed a bunch of his humanx novels and some other random ones. Most of the things of his I've read were novelisations, and most before seeing the thing they were adapted from. And, of those, the source material almost always proved disappointing when I did see it.

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                                        • scalzi@mastodon.socialS scalzi@mastodon.social

                                          This is how old I am: I will NEVER call the first Star Wars film "A New Hope," get your bullshit retcon away from me, it is and always shall be Star Wars, forever and ever amen

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                                          @scalzi I’m afraid I’m old enough to have seen Star Wars when it debuted… and the fact that it was labelled as Episode IV was always in my mind… so it was Star Wars (A New Hope) for me.

                                          (Of course, it was not Star Wars here; it was “La Guerra de las Galaxias”, which is even more powerful 😉)

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