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[doctroid@vmst.io]

@xyla I just minutes ago opened an IKEA box whose seams were festooned with "no knives" icons. So I gnawed the tape apart with my teeth.

I absolutely positively did not use my Swiss Army Knife, and you can't prove I did.

[targea_caramar@sunny.garden]

@xyla Do not blade, use to open

[patrick_h_lauke@mastodon.social]

@xyla some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill...

[teskariel@mastodon.pnpde.social]

@doctroid @xyla And I assume you also wouldn't have licked the seam to create fake DNA evidence of your gnawrly technique?

[stinerman@mastodon.social]

@xyla oh don't do that!!!

[greystonetaylor@mastodon.social]

@xyla

[mace@twit.social]

@xyla Such a rule breaker. I would follow the rules and just use a knife.

[virgil_tibbs@norden.social]

@xyla tollkühn !

[thenovemberman@bookstodon.com]

@xyla

[archivescribe@mastodon.social]

@xyla Nooooo! That’s Wesley Snipes abuse!

[b_cavello@mastodon.publicinterest.town]

@xyla DO NOT

[josh@appdot.net]

@xyla “Did NOT know who it was fuckin’ with.”

[arek@mastodon.internet-czas-dzialac.pl]

@xyla I've got the DVD disc with that movie!

[viss@mastodon.social]

@xyla ancient lore!

[xyla@shitpost.trade]

@arek dvdeez nuts lmao

[moskitokoenig@dizl.de]

„Some motherf*ckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill!“ 🤭
Need to rewatch the first and second movie again. *Love* Blade ️
@xyla