Peter Thiel has spent $500 million trying to live forever and I’m just going to say it if he does, I don’t want to

[mostlytato@mstdn.social]

@Daojoan
What must be wrong with someone that they would wish to live forever? That strikes me as utterly horrific.

[backfromthedud@mas.to]

@Daojoan I hope his botox explodes.

[chu@climatejustice.social]

@Daojoan

I've never prayed so hard to my patron saint Luigi.

[dyingworld@mastodon.social]

@Daojoan I say let the man try as many experimental and untested medical treatments as he wants. The more the better even.

[conspiracyofcartographers@mastodon.social]

@Daojoan I’d love to see the look on his face the moment he realizes he’s about to die.

[lednabm@stranger.social]

@Daojoan I'm sure a lot of people took his money...

[highlandlawyer@mastodon.social]

@Daojoan
He needs the Doctor...
"We wanted to live forever, so the Doctor made sure that we did."
https://youtu.be/k_vhLZOOnhQ?t=115

[wideeyedcurious@mstdn.social]

@Daojoan He should ask for a refund then.

[raoulduke@cyberplace.social]

@Daojoan little boy blood is expensive

[paradegrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org]

@Daojoan

I suspect he will be dragged in front of a court before his time on Earth is through, though.

So much money wasted.

[whitecattamer@mastodon.online]

@Daojoan Can’t wait until all these pukes upload their consciousness to the cloud so we can commit mass murder via spray bottle.

[greatbigtable@mastodon.social]

@Daojoan it is so pathetic. Death comes for us all. It is inevitable. Make peace with that fact and move on already.

[drsaucy@sfba.social]

@Daojoan I can't begin to comprehend his wanting to live forever whilst deeply loathing himself.