New Zealand, we need a chat.
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New Zealand, we need a chat.
If you decide to have a harmless spider (tunnel web) that looks EXACTLY like the world's most aggressive and poisonous spider (funnel web), please don't make fun of the hapless Australian who has a bit of a conniption on spotting one in their loo.My neighbour is still laughing.
Spider has been yeeted and was last seen very alive, scuttling beneath our decking to search somewhere else for his future ladylove.
Meanwhile, I'm having a calm-down cup of tea and a biscuit.
I could HEAR ITS FOOTFALLS ON THE TOILET SEAT! (Before I sat down)There will be no pictures. Just imagine. And then stop imagining and go look at some fluffy bunnies or some happy birds or something. A bunny cleanse. It's now a thing.
*Okay, I have been informed by my lovely partner that they don't look QUITE identical... But he was not the person about to have a spider unintentionally applied to their undercarriage, so my case still stands.
@georgepenney Having looked at images of both, discretion definitely better than valour. Yeeting, I got from context. (But more violent than I thought) Conniption I guessed from context but I confess I had to look it up. But being bested in vocabulary by an author is no shame. I love learning new words.
When visiting NZ due to temperate climate, I didn't think to worry about spiders. Australia though, paranoid is too strong, let's say extremely cautious, wary... hostel dunnies... -
@georgepenney Thoughts and prayers! 🤭
Yeah, sorry about that, but I'm from Germany and we don't have dangerous spiders.
Besides, I love spiders! If I encounter one in my home, they usually startle me a bit (something moving where I didn't expect it), but then I either gently evict them outside or, if house spider, move them somewhere safer if necessary.Pretty sure my attitude would be different if I were an Aussie.
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New Zealand, we need a chat.
If you decide to have a harmless spider (tunnel web) that looks EXACTLY like the world's most aggressive and poisonous spider (funnel web), please don't make fun of the hapless Australian who has a bit of a conniption on spotting one in their loo.My neighbour is still laughing.
Spider has been yeeted and was last seen very alive, scuttling beneath our decking to search somewhere else for his future ladylove.
Meanwhile, I'm having a calm-down cup of tea and a biscuit.
I could HEAR ITS FOOTFALLS ON THE TOILET SEAT! (Before I sat down)There will be no pictures. Just imagine. And then stop imagining and go look at some fluffy bunnies or some happy birds or something. A bunny cleanse. It's now a thing.
*Okay, I have been informed by my lovely partner that they don't look QUITE identical... But he was not the person about to have a spider unintentionally applied to their undercarriage, so my case still stands.
@georgepenney those are the ones that learned how to use our cat flap.
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@georgepenney those are the ones that learned how to use our cat flap.
@ygathgoch @georgepenney TIL the AU Huntsman is the same as the Avondale spider used in the Arachnophobia film. I always thought they were native to NZ but it turns out they were introduced.
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@georgepenney Having looked at images of both, discretion definitely better than valour. Yeeting, I got from context. (But more violent than I thought) Conniption I guessed from context but I confess I had to look it up. But being bested in vocabulary by an author is no shame. I love learning new words.
When visiting NZ due to temperate climate, I didn't think to worry about spiders. Australia though, paranoid is too strong, let's say extremely cautious, wary... hostel dunnies...I read a similar anecdote somewhere about a survey team, but that involved a tarantula in the thunderbox. 3:O)>
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New Zealand, we need a chat.
If you decide to have a harmless spider (tunnel web) that looks EXACTLY like the world's most aggressive and poisonous spider (funnel web), please don't make fun of the hapless Australian who has a bit of a conniption on spotting one in their loo.My neighbour is still laughing.
Spider has been yeeted and was last seen very alive, scuttling beneath our decking to search somewhere else for his future ladylove.
Meanwhile, I'm having a calm-down cup of tea and a biscuit.
I could HEAR ITS FOOTFALLS ON THE TOILET SEAT! (Before I sat down)There will be no pictures. Just imagine. And then stop imagining and go look at some fluffy bunnies or some happy birds or something. A bunny cleanse. It's now a thing.
*Okay, I have been informed by my lovely partner that they don't look QUITE identical... But he was not the person about to have a spider unintentionally applied to their undercarriage, so my case still stands.
Poisonous or not, any spider you can hear walking towards you is worthy of a complete freakout. I applaud your ability to remove it rather than squash it. Very brave.
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@ForgottenHero18 @georgepenney
LOL great story!
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@ForgottenHero18 @georgepenney Worth the experience to tell the tale for the remainder of your life?
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@ForgottenHero18 @georgepenney Maybe not very unusual -- it all depends on the storyteller. You spin a great yarn, and so it might seem more unusual than if a boring person told the tale.
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@georgepenney thank you for no pictures. But believe me I am picturing it!
@grizolda @georgepenney I have a picture of a knobbled orbweaver from February but I'll keep it to myself...
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