Show me how alive Mastodon is by boosting this

[sarah@sosial.link]

@ThePlant@mastodon.social

Reach more mastodon users through my contact network of between 1-50 users (bot percentage unknown) for only €49,99 per boost!

[dbat@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@ThePlant lol nope!

[soulcutter@ruby.social]

@ThePlant no, this is the social media equivalent of email chain letter. Write something worth responding to or retooting

[theplant@mastodon.social]

@soulcutter bite me, boost that

[soulcutter@ruby.social]

@ThePlant 🫡

[jamie@fedi.jametek.com]

@ThePlant@mastodon.social Akkoma but this reached me <img class="not-responsive emoji" src="https://fedi.jametek.com/emoji/quick/blobpeekoverwave.png" title=":blobpeekoverwave:" />

[judahhansen@mastodon.social]

@ThePlant Have Salvador Dali's mustache instead

[sjaakkeuvelaar@mastodon.nl]

@ThePlant
No.

[carpetbomberz@mastodon.online]

@ThePlant

I am not a boost-monkey
I am a man.

[hittitezombie@mastodon.me.uk]

@ThePlant
It's a trap!