Walk around spraying salty water on metal, and you too have experience as a rust developer.

[highlandlawyer@mastodon.social]

@neil
An ironic post

[signaleleven@social.tchncs.de]

@neil this one gets a C++.

[barubary@infosec.exchange]

@neil Rust developer (on bare metal). C student. Lisp speaker. Python aficionado (watches Life of Brian religiously).

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@neil Spray bottle and programmer socks is the official rust uniform.

[arisummerland@beige.party]

@neil oh shoot thank you for the reminder to wash my car's undercarriage today (first warm day we've had in a while, so good time to get the salt and muck off of it)

[dianea@lgbtqia.space]

@neil

Anyone who pisses on a Tesla cybertruck is also a rust developer

[phosphenes@mastodon.social]

@barubary @neil

Then I must be a Java expert by now. ️

[kats@chaosfem.tw]

@dan @neil I hate both of you.

[neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk]

@KatS @dan Thank you!

[mattdawhit@mastodon.iow.social]

@neil
Once upon a time, i worked on a machine that basically produced a thin film of adhesive on non-stick paper - was known as the filmer. A colleague would introduce himself to people as a Film Producer

[not_a_label@toot.lgbt]

@neil this is why I go sailing

[gilester45@twit.social]

@dan @neil Nice.

[sin@misskey.sindastra.net]

@neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk wow that's so much easier than I thought and doesn't even need a random text generator ​​

[hakunamenta@troet.cafe]

@neil i felt an urge to teach people how rust is developed so i put this on the bookshelf next to the programming language books: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/22609454-rust

[beastfellow@mastodon.social]

@neil I only need to put fine piece of stainless steel on my rooftop. In a course of 48 hours. I will be a Rust developer myself.

[h3artbl33d@exquisite.social]

@neil

Ugh. Based on your post, I did so in the datacenter. I am currently experiencing how an IRL version of a FreeBSD jail feels like.

Send help. Please.