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  3. I went on Facebook (I know I know I know) and they are selling tinfoil hats.

I went on Facebook (I know I know I know) and they are selling tinfoil hats.

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  • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

    @oldclumsy_nowmad @muddle

    There aren't any common waves that could hurt your brain.

    BUT

    If you want to know about something invisible, that most people don't know about that can impact your health in persistent mild but still bad ways? Look up "infrasound" --

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    @futurebird @oldclumsy_nowmad @muddle RF *can* hurt you if its high enough power, but that’s generally limited to labs and microwave ovens, not what’s emitted by cell phones

    …or anywhere outdoors. you might get a sunburn

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    • helvick@mastodon.ieH helvick@mastodon.ie

      @josh0 @futurebird

      Now I really want one of those.

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      @helvick @futurebird I got it from ARSE. Not sure if they’re selling them right now, but they’ve always got fun things. (I like to buy their refrigerator magnets to surreptitiously leave on my friends’ refrigerators and see how long it takes them to notice.)

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      • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

        @oldclumsy_nowmad @Anke @muddle

        I'm interested in noise pollution and light pollution. Light pollution is horrible for insects. (and birds) Noise pollution is bad for people.

        We could have less loud, dark at night (but still safe) cities and towns.

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        @futurebird @anke @muddle

        Me, too. I worry a lot about the impacts our light and noise have on birds and insects. Not to mention pesticides, wildfires, "produced water", and structures (windows, guy wires, turbines) etc. Makes me sick to think about what we're doing to this wonderful living World.

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        • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

          The real "wavestopper" that will protect your brain is a robust ad blocker, and get off of facebook.

          If I say that ads give out brainrot waves would people be more excited about this?

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          @futurebird And stay off Fox News

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          • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

            @rubinjoni

            You mean like... somehow keeping it from getting out of the hat and spreading? Like it's a brainrot containment hat?

            hmm?

            I think one would need some kind of noise canceling face mask to do that.

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            #107

            @futurebird The rot is out of the hat. We're late. Sorry.

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            • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

              I went on Facebook (I know I know I know) and they are selling tinfoil hats.

              The "Wavestopper" costs $88 Free Shipping!

              (I checked. It is not an April Fools joke. Selling to people with "brain fog" feels a little predatory to me.)

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              @futurebird sometimes with this sort of thing, my morbid curiosity gets the best of me and i need to know who exactly is behind things — especially when their website has no ‘about us’ type info at all. this interview response from one of their founders (arthur de calenge; the company was formerly called lambs) cracked me up — people are claimed to be noticing positive changes via ~wireless devices that are literally as close to their bodies as possible~

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              • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                I went on Facebook (I know I know I know) and they are selling tinfoil hats.

                The "Wavestopper" costs $88 Free Shipping!

                (I checked. It is not an April Fools joke. Selling to people with "brain fog" feels a little predatory to me.)

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                @futurebird I love it is certified to "Military Standards". I looked up IEEE-299, and it applies to enclosures larger than 2 m. The relevant standard for small enclosures is IEEE-299.1.

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                • david_chisnall@infosec.exchangeD david_chisnall@infosec.exchange

                  @futurebird

                  Around 25 years ago, there was a not-very-serious paper from MIT that pointed out that tinfoil hats are basically parabolic reflectors and so, rather than keeping out rays, they will focus them on the brain.

                  Possibly worth sharing with people who might buy this nonsense.

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                  @david_chisnall @futurebird Well that's just the kind of thing Big 5G would say

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                  • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                    Do you think the people selling this are laughing at their customers or are they into it?

                    It's like a damn joke.

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                    #111

                    @futurebird
                    ...that price tag should be a dead giveaway as to their target demographic.

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                    • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                      I went on Facebook (I know I know I know) and they are selling tinfoil hats.

                      The "Wavestopper" costs $88 Free Shipping!

                      (I checked. It is not an April Fools joke. Selling to people with "brain fog" feels a little predatory to me.)

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                      @futurebird I prefer my brain shields in purple

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                      • sam@shonk.sam.axS sam@shonk.sam.ax

                        @futurebird@sauropods.win
                        IEEE-299:

                        Uniform measurement procedures and techniques are provided for determining the effectiveness of electromagnetic shielding enclosures at frequencies from 9 kHz to 18 GHz (extendable to 50 Hz and 100 GHz, respectively) for enclosures having all dimension greater than or equal to 2.0 m.
                        damn those people have massive heads

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                        @sam @futurebird It's entirely likely that their conductive fabric supplier provided them with some kind of datasheet that did have those words on it ... above a table of measurements they didn't understand.

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                        • oldclumsy_nowmad@mastodon.socialO oldclumsy_nowmad@mastodon.social

                          @futurebird @anke @muddle

                          Me, too. I worry a lot about the impacts our light and noise have on birds and insects. Not to mention pesticides, wildfires, "produced water", and structures (windows, guy wires, turbines) etc. Makes me sick to think about what we're doing to this wonderful living World.

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                          @oldclumsy_nowmad @Anke @muddle

                          I wonder if one could channel the feeling many people have that "the world is slowly killing me somehow" into things like insisting that new highways don't send horrible rumbling sounds into surrounding neighborhoods?

                          But CO2 is also invisible and no one wants to care about that...

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                          • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                            I went on Facebook (I know I know I know) and they are selling tinfoil hats.

                            The "Wavestopper" costs $88 Free Shipping!

                            (I checked. It is not an April Fools joke. Selling to people with "brain fog" feels a little predatory to me.)

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                            @futurebird *smdh*

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                            • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                              @oldclumsy_nowmad @Anke @muddle

                              I'm interested in noise pollution and light pollution. Light pollution is horrible for insects. (and birds) Noise pollution is bad for people.

                              We could have less loud, dark at night (but still safe) cities and towns.

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                              @futurebird @oldclumsy_nowmad @Anke @muddle noise pollution is terrible for birds and other animals too. Fuck fireworks in particular.
                              And it's not just an effect at the time, it's long-lasting disruption for them.
                              https://thereader.mitpress.mit.edu/the-devastating-effects-of-fireworks-on-pets-and-wildlife/

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                              • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                I went on Facebook (I know I know I know) and they are selling tinfoil hats.

                                The "Wavestopper" costs $88 Free Shipping!

                                (I checked. It is not an April Fools joke. Selling to people with "brain fog" feels a little predatory to me.)

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                                #117

                                @futurebird as a brainfog haver, we wish people would just wear a fucking mask.

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                                • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                  @oldclumsy_nowmad @Anke @muddle

                                  I wonder if one could channel the feeling many people have that "the world is slowly killing me somehow" into things like insisting that new highways don't send horrible rumbling sounds into surrounding neighborhoods?

                                  But CO2 is also invisible and no one wants to care about that...

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                                  @futurebird @anke @muddle

                                  Good thoughts. There's so much of that sort that ought to be done. But right now, it seems that putting out the human societal bonfire is about all we can do.

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                                  • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                    I went on Facebook (I know I know I know) and they are selling tinfoil hats.

                                    The "Wavestopper" costs $88 Free Shipping!

                                    (I checked. It is not an April Fools joke. Selling to people with "brain fog" feels a little predatory to me.)

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                                    @futurebird

                                    Ignoring the ethics of taking advantage of gullible people, I'm not sure this isn't just a brilliant bit of marketing.

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                                    • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                      I went on Facebook (I know I know I know) and they are selling tinfoil hats.

                                      The "Wavestopper" costs $88 Free Shipping!

                                      (I checked. It is not an April Fools joke. Selling to people with "brain fog" feels a little predatory to me.)

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                                      @futurebird False advertising. With a beanie the WiFi and 5G can just go up your nose instead.

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                                      • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                        @CStamp

                                        I don't think these things are harmless because they are a symptom of people not getting real help, and because it's a rip off.

                                        I don't think it should be so easy to make money telling lies and ripping people off with false medical claims.

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                                        @futurebird @CStamp real healthcare is too expensive but quack stuff is affordable

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                                        • fluffykittycat@furry.engineerF fluffykittycat@furry.engineer

                                          @futurebird @CStamp real healthcare is too expensive but quack stuff is affordable

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                                          @fluffykittycat @futurebird That wackadoodle stuff isn't contained to the US.

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