Happy ninth Mastodon Won't Survive Day to all who celebrate!https://mashable.com/article/mastodon-wont-survive

[mxfraud@tabletop.social]

@rysiek extra funny part the embedded tweet that doesn't load with:
"This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed. "

[thestonedonkey@beige.party]

@rysiek Mastodon having a bit of a learning curve is one of the best things about it IMO.  

Much like the Internet before AOL and the masses having easy access, and we all saw how that went.

[stux@mstdn.social]

@rysiek What "reporter" uses words like this in a tech article

I think they had the feeling they where on Twitter still

Clowns!

[crazyeddie@mastodon.social]

@rysiek Hopefully he's learned a bit more than that because WOW!

I honestly thought AI wrote it and hallucinated the whole time. Something trained on rage bait from middle schoolers. Wasn't a coherent argument in it anywhere.

"The logo is cute, but the service right now stinks almost as badly as a thawing woolly mammoth."

Even if mastodon had face planted, this article wouldn't be relevant to anyone but the guy who wrote it...and maybe Shatner because it's got him in it.

[matera@mastodon.sdf.org]

@rysiek YES! Bumblebees can't fly

[scott@sfba.social]

@rysiek

[coolerpseudonym@wandering.shop]

@rysiek He was right. It did die

[johnlogic@sfba.social]

@stux @rysiek

Sounds like the writer has a toot-ache.

[dec23k@mastodon.ie]

@Mabande @MarkAssPandi @rysiek
I had 3 different mobile Twitter apps in the Before Times, not counting the (very bad and totally overrated) official app.
Can't even remember the names of them now.

[dec23k@mastodon.ie]

@sturmsucht @rysiek
Excellent alt text!

[rysiek@mstdn.social]

@johnlogic

@stux

[benjaminnelan@mastodon.social]

@rysiek *casually reading '8 years ago', not really believing it, looking at the calendar and groaning*

[dhinojosa@mastodon.social]

@rysiek I love Mastodon, but the term "toot" is still ridiculous and reminds me of farting. I had wished "verse" (as in Metaverse) was the choice for posting something, and if someone reposts it, it would be a re-verse. Which would have been a clever word trick

[nanianmichaels@tech.lgbt]

@rysiek "Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated"

- Fediverse

[netraven@hear-me.social]

@rysiek John Mastodon has risen!

[alberto_cottica@mastodon.green]

@rysiek that's a masterclass in passive-aggression, Michal. Well played!

[ddgulledge@social.linux.pizza]

@rysiek I wasn't aware there was a specific day to celebrate.

[rysiek@mstdn.social]

@alberto_cottica

[hikingdude@mastodon.social]

@rysiek

[rysiek@mstdn.social]

@dhinojosa the term "toot" is only dirty for a tiny minority of users of the English language. So, ‍️