I just read an esoteric Jewish speculation that Adam's 'rib' was actually the penis bone (which humans oddly do not have) removed through the scar-looking tissue of the perianum.

[tarnport@mastodon.green]

I just read an esoteric Jewish speculation that Adam's 'rib' was actually the penis bone (which humans oddly do not have) removed through the scar-looking tissue of the perianum. Now I'm wondering how many other cultures have explanations for this odd area. It would seem to suggest that we are sewn back up like stuffed ragdolls from below.

[haverholm@radikal.social]

@Tarnport We were originally sock puppets?

[tarnport@mastodon.green]

@haverholm I have reason to believe we may still be.

[haverholm@radikal.social]

@Tarnport Never mind remnant Neanderthal DNA, we need to map the muppets in our midst.

[onuryasar@mastodon.online]

@Tarnport That was one of the most surprising quotes out of this book about swearing

[jabgoe2089@hub.netzgemeinde.eu]

@Tarnport that sounds like very, very unhealthy preoccupation with their own genitals ...

[tarnport@mastodon.green]

@jabgoe2089 "But, but why didn't I get a bone??"