I’m currently navigating a high-friction physical integration challenge with our document reproduction hardware.

[kura@hai.z0ne.social]

@catsalad@infosec.exchange We recommend initiating an immediate cessation of the current duplication workflow to mitigate operational friction. Subsequently, please execute a strategic withdrawal of your primary asset, ensuring the application of high-viscosity lubricants to facilitate a seamless transition and optimize resource preservation.

[kouett@soc.kouett.net.eu.org]

@catsalad I thlammed my penith in the copier door
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ywnLQywz74

[burnoutqueen@todon.nl]

@jb @alice @catsalad

I put "my penis is shrinking" in the bot and this is what I got

I am currently navigating a period of significant downsizing and streamlining within my personal core infrastructure. This strategic reduction in scale is part of a broader commitment to lean optimization and maximizing efficiency in high-impact environments. #GrowthMindset #Optimization #PersonalBranding #AgileTransformation

[jesse@social.jelliefrontier.net]

@catsalad This is the best thing LLMs have ever done. Pack it up, those billions of dollars were worth it.

[burnoutqueen@todon.nl]

@jb @alice @catsalad

I'm laughing way too much

[burnoutqueen@todon.nl]

@jb @alice @catsalad

only ethical use of LLM that isn't shit: making people laugh

[mezzodrinker@social.mezzo.moe]

@catsalad

I am thrilled to share how JD Vance is disrupting the furniture industry through deep, hands-on engagement with office assets. It’s all about maximizing comfort and exploring unconventional synergies between leadership and interior design. #Innovation #Disruption #ThoughtLeadership #FurnitureEngagement

[joshg@mathstodon.xyz]

@jb @alice @catsalad

[finnr@mastodon.social]

@catsalad

That sounds like a tough situation, but it’s good to see you keeping a strong focus on safety and coordination. Challenges like this really highlight how important proper alignment between teams is.

Glad to hear HR and maintenance are actively supporting—hope everything gets resolved quickly and smoothly.

[tidalflats@mastodon.coffee]

@catsalad
Was he using the enlarger?

[moblack@mastodon.online]

@AAKL @catsalad unironically this is a task that LLMs are built to excel in -- transforming text from one form to another using statistics

[deltawye@tiggi.es]

@jb This is CURSED

[brotherpsyche@mastodon.social]

@catsalad SWIFTER PLEASE

[aakl@infosec.exchange]

@MoBlack @catsalad Not in language translation they don't, especially colloquialisms and lesser-known languages. Some of the translations I've seen are laughable.

[csolisr@hub.azkware.net]

Somebody took the "document reproduction hardware" description too literally

[linuxandyarn@hachyderm.io]

@catsalad Document *cough* reproduction?

[sharlatan@mastodon.social]

@alice @catsalad

Today, our leadership team introduced some exciting new AI-driven initiatives to the engineering department! It's inspiring to see how we're embracing cutting-edge innovation to streamline our workflows and drive digital transformation. Grateful to be part of a forward-thinking organization that's constantly pushing the boundaries of what's possible. #Innovation #AI #Leadership #FutureOfWork #EngineeringExcellence

[endicottauthor@mastodon.social]

@catsalad You put it in there, you pull it out!

[hcf@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad translated back to English:

My hand got stuck in the copier. It hurts like hell and I'm an idiot. Now I have to talk to HR and wait for some guy to come fix the machine I broke.

[moblack@mastodon.online]

@AAKL @catsalad the transformer architecture and attention mechanism were designed to improve machine translation by allowing words to be translated in the context of the words that came before in the sentence. And it's bad compared to a professional human, haha