Lost in translation !

[black_flag@beige.party]

@jfmezei

"Onboard" is not the same as "on board". Sacrebleu.

[noodlemaz@mstdn.games]

@jfmezei I feel like Izzard may have had a hand in this

[wcbdata@vis.social]

@jfmezei language, amiright?

[jfmezei@cosocial.ca]

@wcbdata Yes, They translated it to baby on blackboard !

[crystal_fish_caves@mstdn.party]

@jfmezei
So did ai do the translating? I can see it not realizing if English keep babies on Boards why wouldn't the French keep them under tables?

That should be all we need to know to stop using it.

[wcbdata@vis.social]

@jfmezei Quite the charcuterie presentation...

[brouhaha@mastodon.social]

@jfmezei
Is it a cutting board?

[argonaut@mastodon.social]

@jfmezei @hypebot dur dur d’être bébé

[doomhammerng@mastodon.social]

@jfmezei let's hope it's not a chopping board

[thanius@mastodon.chuggybumba.com]

@jfmezei https://youtu.be/PRskvLyCoU0

[clarfonthey@toot.cat]

@jfmezei god, painfully laughing at this one

[clarfonthey@toot.cat]

@jfmezei this feels like a "your fridge is running" joke

like, baby's on the table… better go catch it!

[sibrosan@mastodon.social]

@Black_Flag @jfmezei

How would that be relevant if "onboard" is not on the sign

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@jfmezei

It's what's for dinner!

[renardboy@mastodon.social]

@jfmezei you mean you don't habitually put your baby on a chalkboard?

Personally, that's usually how I store mine.

[phosphenes@glasgow.social]

@futurebird @jfmezei

Yeah first thing I thought of was planked salmon.

[oranger@piaille.fr]

@jfmezei

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@Phosphenes @jfmezei

Giving that minivan a wide berth in the parking lot when shopping with my little cousins.

[eskealler@mastodon.social]

@jfmezei where can I get one?

[earwigplanet@mastodon.social]

@jfmezei Something something Burt Ward.