Today’s poem is called ‘Index of Poems I Shall Never Write’.
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Today’s poem is called ‘Index of Poems I Shall Never Write’.
@brianbilston ooh, I'm getting shades of Italo Calvino here!
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Today’s poem is called ‘Index of Poems I Shall Never Write’.
The Woman in the Green Cardigan
in the BBC Question Time Audience is my wife. Please leave her alone!We have notified the Dudley Travelodge to contact the police if you attempt to stay there and launch another stalking campaign.
It's not just Hollyhocks; she doesn't want ANY flowers from you!
We have notified the police, and given them the photos of you parked out the front of our house at the times corresponding to the Sixty-Four Failed Attempts to Guess our Wi-Fi Password
The police are reviewing the store footage of you trying to explain those Unexpected Items in the Bagging Area
We have told the police What We Currently Know and Don’t Know about why you stole my wife's Gnomes.
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@brianbilston I am glad that I will never hear those poems
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@brianbilston ooh, I'm getting shades of Italo Calvino here!
@tastapod If on a winter’s night a travel blanket.
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The Woman in the Green Cardigan
in the BBC Question Time Audience is my wife. Please leave her alone!We have notified the Dudley Travelodge to contact the police if you attempt to stay there and launch another stalking campaign.
It's not just Hollyhocks; she doesn't want ANY flowers from you!
We have notified the police, and given them the photos of you parked out the front of our house at the times corresponding to the Sixty-Four Failed Attempts to Guess our Wi-Fi Password
The police are reviewing the store footage of you trying to explain those Unexpected Items in the Bagging Area
We have told the police What We Currently Know and Don’t Know about why you stole my wife's Gnomes.
@isol I’m sorry. My life took a bad turn ever since I dropped out of LinkedIn.
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Today’s poem is called ‘Index of Poems I Shall Never Write’.
We're still waiting for "Wherefore art thou Brian Horatio?"
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Today’s poem is called ‘Index of Poems I Shall Never Write’.
@brianbilston Would you consider a poem titled "Taking Cocaine with Wendy Craig"?
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@brianbilston Would you consider a poem titled "Taking Cocaine with Wendy Craig"?
@brianbilston Or possibly one about Bram Stoker's spatula?
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@brianbilston oh no. I much prefer extant Bilson
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Today’s poem is called ‘Index of Poems I Shall Never Write’.
@brianbilston Is your non-publication of a Petrichor poem because Paul Kelly has already published a song, or were you referring to his song rather than the smell?
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