they paid a ransom to criminals with nothing but a pinky promise they wouldn’t do more crimes and yet this linkedin notification makes it sound like they entered into a strategic partnership to deliver value for their customers

[reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden]

@SecureOwl does anyone else expect anything else from that blighted place?

[the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org]

@SecureOwl linkedin tries to make everything sound like something intended to boost stakeholder value or Gumby's penis size or something.

[secureowl@infosec.exchange]

@feld i’m a vp at a tech company which means its a hazard of the job

[feld@friedcheese.us]

@SecureOwl do you think it provides any value?

[patrick@hatoya.cafe]

@SecureOwl@infosec.exchange ​​ moment

[secureowl@infosec.exchange]

@feld i get maybe one useful thing every 120 days

[feld@friedcheese.us]

@SecureOwl you should convince your President that it's worthless so you can delete your account

[m0rpk@mastodon.radio]

@SecureOwl @jonah LinkedIn makes everything sound like that

[erraggy@hachyderm.io]

Umm hmmm

[random_sapiens@mastodon-belgium.be]

@SecureOwl ah... LinkedIn, such a great place.