Magic 8 Ball is for entertainment purposes only.

[paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad

but.. but.. but.. that will mean that we have to completely revamp our feature request process...

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@liquidlight 🧑‍ Outlook not so good

[fritzadalis@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad
Magic Fun Ball is for entertainment purposes only.

[lumiworx@mastodon.social]

@catsalad

Has anyone tried the improved Magic 9 ball?

[ava@void.express]

@catsalad@infosec.exchange @liquidlight@beige.party -Artemis II astronauts

[pupxel@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@catsalad *rolls intelligence and speech check*

[12thrits@mstdn.social]

@catsalad NOW you tell us

[jtr@fosstodon.org]

@catsalad Side effects may include a sense of euphoria, sadness, depression, or loneliness. Always consult a licensed professional for advice and only use prescription medications that are officially approved and prescribed for you.

[da_667@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad do not taunt happy fun ball. still legal in 5 states

[draken@masto.nyc]

@catsalad
There's always this: http://www.resort.com/~banshee/Misc/8ball/

[paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange]

@da_667 @catsalad

but is it legal in the state of mind i'm in?

[jmax@mastodon.social]

@catsalad memset((void *) 0, 0, MAXINT);

[hyperreal@tilde.zone]

@catsalad There was a Chicago Med episode recently where a woman used a Magic 8 Ball to make important decisions because she felt she couldn't rely on humans who have consistently let her down.

[beamsandbows@mastodon.sdf.org]

@catsalad Same degree of usefulness as generative AI, but far more energy efficient when used!

[anctreat5358@lgbtqia.space]

@paul_ipv6 @catsalad And probably your ticket triage process as well!

[paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange]

@AncTreat5358 @catsalad

we do it all backwards. it's not even the tail wagging the dog. it's someone grabbing the tail and using it to pound the poor dog against the wall.

we don't talk to users, don't understand our users, ignore actual feedback that we do get from our users, then sit there wondering why users don't seem to love the shiny widget we just shipped.

[anctreat5358@lgbtqia.space]

@paul_ipv6 @catsalad I'm very sorry if it is that dysfunctional and out of touch of your user community!

[catdad@ohai.social]

@catsalad Me: Magic 8 ball - am I stupid?

Coconut: ...

[shane@beige.party]

@theogrin @catsalad

Came for this. Was not disappointed.

[sjjh@hachyderm.io]

@catsalad Next you'll be saying Magic 8 Ball isn't magic, and AI isn't intelligent