Illuminati conspiracy theorists think that if you have the Secret Knowledge, you become part of a secret cabal that has controlled society behind the scenes for thousands of years.
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Illuminati conspiracy theorists think that if you have the Secret Knowledge, you become part of a secret cabal that has controlled society behind the scenes for thousands of years. This is simply false. Having the Secret Knowledge just makes you sad in ways not available to the unenlightened, and the secret cabal controlling society behind the scenes for thousands of years are just rich assholes.
@carcosa Recent events has convinced me that the most unrealistic thing about Illuminati conspiracy theories is that people are shit at keeping secrets. Like, a lot of what's coming out of things with Epstein mostly just confirm the shit we already knew. We may not have known all the members or the true extent of the weirdly sexual (particularly in the few ways nearly all of us can agree is gross) nature of it all, but we all knew there was a class of people with way more power than any group should have who basically ruled the world without having to be party to a specific nation's government. The right-aligned people thought it was a cabal of highly educated neolibs, the left-aligned thought it was oil barons and megachurch pastors. Turns out, it was both. It skewed towards oil barons and megachurch pastors, but that seems to mostly just be the right being more gullible on average than the left.
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Illuminati conspiracy theorists think that if you have the Secret Knowledge, you become part of a secret cabal that has controlled society behind the scenes for thousands of years. This is simply false. Having the Secret Knowledge just makes you sad in ways not available to the unenlightened, and the secret cabal controlling society behind the scenes for thousands of years are just rich assholes.
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Illuminati conspiracy theorists think that if you have the Secret Knowledge, you become part of a secret cabal that has controlled society behind the scenes for thousands of years. This is simply false. Having the Secret Knowledge just makes you sad in ways not available to the unenlightened, and the secret cabal controlling society behind the scenes for thousands of years are just rich assholes.
@carcosa
The damn secret knowledge is: "how to use eyes and ears properly." Everything else is public and obvious. -
Illuminati conspiracy theorists think that if you have the Secret Knowledge, you become part of a secret cabal that has controlled society behind the scenes for thousands of years. This is simply false. Having the Secret Knowledge just makes you sad in ways not available to the unenlightened, and the secret cabal controlling society behind the scenes for thousands of years are just rich assholes.
@carcosa Can confirm, am sad I ways I never thought possible.

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Illuminati conspiracy theorists think that if you have the Secret Knowledge, you become part of a secret cabal that has controlled society behind the scenes for thousands of years. This is simply false. Having the Secret Knowledge just makes you sad in ways not available to the unenlightened, and the secret cabal controlling society behind the scenes for thousands of years are just rich assholes.
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Illuminati conspiracy theorists think that if you have the Secret Knowledge, you become part of a secret cabal that has controlled society behind the scenes for thousands of years. This is simply false. Having the Secret Knowledge just makes you sad in ways not available to the unenlightened, and the secret cabal controlling society behind the scenes for thousands of years are just rich assholes.
@carcosa welcome to the abyss-gazers club. we don't have access to any of the levers of power, but we collectively understand all the machinery that those levers are connected to in intricate detail.
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Illuminati conspiracy theorists think that if you have the Secret Knowledge, you become part of a secret cabal that has controlled society behind the scenes for thousands of years. This is simply false. Having the Secret Knowledge just makes you sad in ways not available to the unenlightened, and the secret cabal controlling society behind the scenes for thousands of years are just rich assholes.
@carcosa Can I quote you on this? You nailed it.
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@carcosa Can I quote you on this? You nailed it.
@drwho Of course. You're in Carcosa now.
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Illuminati conspiracy theorists think that if you have the Secret Knowledge, you become part of a secret cabal that has controlled society behind the scenes for thousands of years. This is simply false. Having the Secret Knowledge just makes you sad in ways not available to the unenlightened, and the secret cabal controlling society behind the scenes for thousands of years are just rich assholes.
Getting into stocks is an example of this maybe.
Or very similar.
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@drwho Of course. You're in Carcosa now.
@carcosa Thank you.
How's your healthcare? Better than back home, I should think.
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Illuminati conspiracy theorists think that if you have the Secret Knowledge, you become part of a secret cabal that has controlled society behind the scenes for thousands of years. This is simply false. Having the Secret Knowledge just makes you sad in ways not available to the unenlightened, and the secret cabal controlling society behind the scenes for thousands of years are just rich assholes.
The initiation requirement is not "Secret Knowledge", but the willingness to commit moral outrages together.
After all, how can they trust you if they don't know that you are just as evil as they are?
Jürgen Hubert (@juergen_hubert@mementomori.social)
Content warning: Sociopolitical implications of the "Epstein Class", mention of child rape
Memento mori (mementomori.social)
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