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Just recalled my school work experience

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  • quinn@social.circl.luQ quinn@social.circl.lu

    @cstross @Richard_Littler I was told that I'd never be a writer by my guidance counselor, who suggested I get a low wage job that I could hold down and focus on staying out of prison.

    She expected too much of me. Never was able to hold down that day job.

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    @quinn @cstross @Richard_Littler All of this potential wasted at the alter of profit for the aristocracy. Federation communism now.

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    • richard_littler@mastodon.socialR richard_littler@mastodon.social

      Just recalled my school work experience.
      Career advisor: "What's your dream placement? Think big!"
      Me: "I'd like to work in TV, film or..."
      Career advisor: "What's your dad's job?"
      Me: "Sales rep in a menswear firm"
      Career advisor: "Ok, so I'm placing you in a dept store in menswear. Have fun!"

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      @Richard_Littler We didn't get work experience. I think we were expected to magically know about all professions without being exposed to them in any way, same as with sex.

      I'd have loved to be able to reply "CPO on a nuclear submarine"

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      • richard_littler@mastodon.socialR richard_littler@mastodon.social

        Just recalled my school work experience.
        Career advisor: "What's your dream placement? Think big!"
        Me: "I'd like to work in TV, film or..."
        Career advisor: "What's your dad's job?"
        Me: "Sales rep in a menswear firm"
        Career advisor: "Ok, so I'm placing you in a dept store in menswear. Have fun!"

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        #13

        @Richard_Littler I did two tests. The one from the school gave me a list of 19 options, all of which included the word "engineer".

        The one from my dad (who was testing it out for his business) came up with a mere six suggestions, which included surgeon, concrete sculptor, landscape gardener, and scuba diving instructor.

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        • eschaton@mastodon.socialE eschaton@mastodon.social

          @quinn @cstross @Richard_Littler All of this potential wasted at the alter of profit for the aristocracy. Federation communism now.

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          @eschaton @quinn @Richard_Littler I'm holding out for the Culture.

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          • richard_littler@mastodon.socialR richard_littler@mastodon.social

            Just recalled my school work experience.
            Career advisor: "What's your dream placement? Think big!"
            Me: "I'd like to work in TV, film or..."
            Career advisor: "What's your dad's job?"
            Me: "Sales rep in a menswear firm"
            Career advisor: "Ok, so I'm placing you in a dept store in menswear. Have fun!"

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            @Richard_Littler Mine suggested I become a weather forecaster. This, because my hyperfixation du jour (probably, a few weeks actually) was meteorological jargon.

            Could just as easily have been any other field featuring memorizable tabular data that I'd decided I absolutely must put into my brain.

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            • richard_littler@mastodon.socialR richard_littler@mastodon.social

              Just recalled my school work experience.
              Career advisor: "What's your dream placement? Think big!"
              Me: "I'd like to work in TV, film or..."
              Career advisor: "What's your dad's job?"
              Me: "Sales rep in a menswear firm"
              Career advisor: "Ok, so I'm placing you in a dept store in menswear. Have fun!"

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              #16

              @Richard_Littler I wanted to be a pilot. They suggested secretarial work and had me sit the public service exam.

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              • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                @eschaton @quinn @Richard_Littler I'm holding out for the Culture.

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                @cstross @eschaton @Richard_Littler word.

                Though I really don't want to end up in Use of Weapons thankyouverymuch

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                • richard_littler@mastodon.socialR richard_littler@mastodon.social

                  Just recalled my school work experience.
                  Career advisor: "What's your dream placement? Think big!"
                  Me: "I'd like to work in TV, film or..."
                  Career advisor: "What's your dad's job?"
                  Me: "Sales rep in a menswear firm"
                  Career advisor: "Ok, so I'm placing you in a dept store in menswear. Have fun!"

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                  @Richard_Littler
                  I was assessed in my 3rd year at high school (1966). I was good at Geography, English and Art. I was hopeless at maths and the sciences. One look at my school reports would have shown that.
                  When asked what I wanted to be when I left school, for some unknown reason, I said Radiographer. So they put me in the science stream.
                  I never learned another thing for two years.

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                  • http_error_418@hachyderm.ioH http_error_418@hachyderm.io

                    @cstross @Richard_Littler they told me I should be a librarian, and this was when comp sci *was* already a thing (presumably because my answers to their quiz said I liked books)

                    Those things are so desperately inadequate I've had a repeated urge to go back to my old school and tell all the current kids not to be disheartened by it

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                    @http_error_418 @cstross @Richard_Littler complete perplexity when I said I wanted to do a mathematics degree but had no interest in being a teacher.

                    In those days Maths in Trinity College Dublin was minimum points entry due to lack of demand: no one had invented “STEM” yet. If I didn’t get that I wasn’t getting anything else. They still insisted I fill out nine other options. Would I consider applying for actuarial training? <sigh>

                    Useless.

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                    • richard_littler@mastodon.socialR richard_littler@mastodon.social

                      Just recalled my school work experience.
                      Career advisor: "What's your dream placement? Think big!"
                      Me: "I'd like to work in TV, film or..."
                      Career advisor: "What's your dad's job?"
                      Me: "Sales rep in a menswear firm"
                      Career advisor: "Ok, so I'm placing you in a dept store in menswear. Have fun!"

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                      @Richard_Littler I left school in 1979. I was asked what I wanted to do. ‘There’s nothing like that around here’ and I was sent, along with most of the boys, to take aptitude tests for apprenticeships at
                      3 different engineering works. I didn’t get in but as it turned out all 3 works closed down within a couple of years.

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                      • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                        @eschaton @quinn @Richard_Littler I'm holding out for the Culture.

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                        @cstross @quinn @Richard_Littler I don’t want to let the better be the enemy of the good.

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                        • richard_littler@mastodon.socialR richard_littler@mastodon.social

                          Just recalled my school work experience.
                          Career advisor: "What's your dream placement? Think big!"
                          Me: "I'd like to work in TV, film or..."
                          Career advisor: "What's your dad's job?"
                          Me: "Sales rep in a menswear firm"
                          Career advisor: "Ok, so I'm placing you in a dept store in menswear. Have fun!"

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                          @Richard_Littler Career advisor: think big, I know one family where generations of kids like you with unrealistic dreams of being astronauts or cowboys got their start as hereditary rulers of this kingdom at their dad the king's workplace

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                          • printdevil@dice.campP printdevil@dice.camp

                            @Richard_Littler My school made us do a JigCal which was meant to be an occupational suitability work inventory, and they did it *after* you'd already selected your O-Levels so it was a complete waste of time and told me I should be a Historian.

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                            @Printdevil I got airline pilot.

                            Computer Scientist was not on JiigCal's top 10 list because it hadn't been invented yet.

                            Which was odd, because the system ran on a giant Thinking Machine in Edinburgh.
                            http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/7463561.stm

                            @Richard_Littler

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                            • strangequark@dice.campS strangequark@dice.camp

                              @Printdevil I got airline pilot.

                              Computer Scientist was not on JiigCal's top 10 list because it hadn't been invented yet.

                              Which was odd, because the system ran on a giant Thinking Machine in Edinburgh.
                              http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/7463561.stm

                              @Richard_Littler

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                              #24

                              Actually Computer Operator or something similar was on it. It was probably called something quaint like VDUmonkey.

                              It noticeably didn't have Occultist.

                              @strangequark @Richard_Littler

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                              • richard_littler@mastodon.socialR richard_littler@mastodon.social

                                Just recalled my school work experience.
                                Career advisor: "What's your dream placement? Think big!"
                                Me: "I'd like to work in TV, film or..."
                                Career advisor: "What's your dad's job?"
                                Me: "Sales rep in a menswear firm"
                                Career advisor: "Ok, so I'm placing you in a dept store in menswear. Have fun!"

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                                @Richard_Littler

                                I wanted to do something with computers. Build them, program them, learn more about the Internet. This was 1993. In 1995, my senior year of high school, guidance counselor got me an interview with the electronic engineering department head at a local college. She had no idea what she was doing.

                                Dear reader, I'm red-green colorblind and have dyscalclia. Even if I knew how, I can't read a resistor value to save my life. I could literally kill someone trying to solder a circuit.

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