An internal Microsoft strategy document says that the plan for its just-announced “Scout” personal assistant AI is to “make people addicted” to the tool before rolling out additional functionality.
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Microsoft: one day later on we'll think about security and compliance in the product we just launched.
@GossiTheDog why think when you can ask Copilot?
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An internal Microsoft strategy document says that the plan for its just-announced “Scout” personal assistant AI is to “make people addicted” to the tool before rolling out additional functionality.
The document notes that “security and compliance” are important things to figure out moving forward.
Microsoft Wants to 'Make People Addicted' to its New AI Assistant, Internal Documents Reveal
Planning documents for "Scout" say the plan is to "make people addicted" to the tool before adding new features.
404 Media (www.404media.co)
@GossiTheDog like heroine, you can't get addicted if you don't use.
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An internal Microsoft strategy document says that the plan for its just-announced “Scout” personal assistant AI is to “make people addicted” to the tool before rolling out additional functionality.
The document notes that “security and compliance” are important things to figure out moving forward.
Microsoft Wants to 'Make People Addicted' to its New AI Assistant, Internal Documents Reveal
Planning documents for "Scout" say the plan is to "make people addicted" to the tool before adding new features.
404 Media (www.404media.co)
@GossiTheDog additional functionality like the ability to charge 10,000 per month and still get users
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An internal Microsoft strategy document says that the plan for its just-announced “Scout” personal assistant AI is to “make people addicted” to the tool before rolling out additional functionality.
The document notes that “security and compliance” are important things to figure out moving forward.
Microsoft Wants to 'Make People Addicted' to its New AI Assistant, Internal Documents Reveal
Planning documents for "Scout" say the plan is to "make people addicted" to the tool before adding new features.
404 Media (www.404media.co)
I have been calling it just another addiction all along. In my profile even.
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Amazingly the documentation for Microsoft Scout, their new AI product, is written by AI too. And then got leaked to a journalist.
Move fast and piss everywhere
@GossiTheDog stop boss, I am tired.
Tomorrow I have to answer questions about why we blocked before it even gets launched....
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Amazingly the documentation for Microsoft Scout, their new AI product, is written by AI too. And then got leaked to a journalist.
Move fast and piss everywhere
"This message was approved by The Slop Department"
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An internal Microsoft strategy document says that the plan for its just-announced “Scout” personal assistant AI is to “make people addicted” to the tool before rolling out additional functionality.
The document notes that “security and compliance” are important things to figure out moving forward.
Microsoft Wants to 'Make People Addicted' to its New AI Assistant, Internal Documents Reveal
Planning documents for "Scout" say the plan is to "make people addicted" to the tool before adding new features.
404 Media (www.404media.co)
@GossiTheDog "Project Lobster". Absolute, proper belly laugh.
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An internal Microsoft strategy document says that the plan for its just-announced “Scout” personal assistant AI is to “make people addicted” to the tool before rolling out additional functionality.
The document notes that “security and compliance” are important things to figure out moving forward.
Microsoft Wants to 'Make People Addicted' to its New AI Assistant, Internal Documents Reveal
Planning documents for "Scout" say the plan is to "make people addicted" to the tool before adding new features.
404 Media (www.404media.co)
@GossiTheDog surely you mean make people addicted to it before enshittifying it?
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An internal Microsoft strategy document says that the plan for its just-announced “Scout” personal assistant AI is to “make people addicted” to the tool before rolling out additional functionality.
The document notes that “security and compliance” are important things to figure out moving forward.
Microsoft Wants to 'Make People Addicted' to its New AI Assistant, Internal Documents Reveal
Planning documents for "Scout" say the plan is to "make people addicted" to the tool before adding new features.
404 Media (www.404media.co)
@GossiTheDog OMG I love "Most Fast and Piss Everywhere." It might work with poop everywhere too. All I know is there is a crazy amount of animal feces coming from Redmond these days and I spend far too much time dodging it.
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An internal Microsoft strategy document says that the plan for its just-announced “Scout” personal assistant AI is to “make people addicted” to the tool before rolling out additional functionality.
The document notes that “security and compliance” are important things to figure out moving forward.
Microsoft Wants to 'Make People Addicted' to its New AI Assistant, Internal Documents Reveal
Planning documents for "Scout" say the plan is to "make people addicted" to the tool before adding new features.
404 Media (www.404media.co)
@GossiTheDog I'll take "Additional reasons to hurl Microsoft into a burning dumpster" for 400.
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