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  3. Just took my parrot to the vet for a beak trim and when he brought her back he was like, "Oh she might be a bit out of breath because I've had to man handle her" and I was tempted to ask for a quote on how much it would be for him to do the same to me

Just took my parrot to the vet for a beak trim and when he brought her back he was like, "Oh she might be a bit out of breath because I've had to man handle her" and I was tempted to ask for a quote on how much it would be for him to do the same to me

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    Just took my parrot to the vet for a beak trim and when he brought her back he was like, "Oh she might be a bit out of breath because I've had to man handle her" and I was tempted to ask for a quote on how much it would be for him to do the same to me

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      Just took my parrot to the vet for a beak trim and when he brought her back he was like, "Oh she might be a bit out of breath because I've had to man handle her" and I was tempted to ask for a quote on how much it would be for him to do the same to me

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      Choking the chicken, fnar.

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        Just took my parrot to the vet for a beak trim and when he brought her back he was like, "Oh she might be a bit out of breath because I've had to man handle her" and I was tempted to ask for a quote on how much it would be for him to do the same to me

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        @fesshole Oh myyyy.

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        • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

          Just took my parrot to the vet for a beak trim and when he brought her back he was like, "Oh she might be a bit out of breath because I've had to man handle her" and I was tempted to ask for a quote on how much it would be for him to do the same to me

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          @fesshole just say “who’s a pretty boy then?”

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          • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

            Just took my parrot to the vet for a beak trim and when he brought her back he was like, "Oh she might be a bit out of breath because I've had to man handle her" and I was tempted to ask for a quote on how much it would be for him to do the same to me

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            @fesshole are you sure about that?
            ...
            - "Lucky her, wish someone would do that to me too" wink, wink.
            Assistant jumps out from the counter tackles you to the ground.
            Vet, pulling out a metal file "now be a nice birdy and show me those teeth!"

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