“If someone says to you ‘we should go to Venice in May’ ABORT ABORT ABORT.
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“If someone says to you ‘we should go to Venice in May’ ABORT ABORT ABORT. you WILL pay 15 euros for gin and tonic. you WILL get pickpocketed or puked on by British people. you WILL be eaten by mosquitoes. Go in November when no one’s around and you can have a good cry about how everything dies, sinks into the ocean, one might say, and how futile it is to try keeping it alive on horrible wooden stilts. The gondolier will tell you wistfully about how the dolphins returned to the lagoons during the pandemic lockdown. Then he will look at you because their leaving again is your fault.”
https://mcmansionhell.com/post/809937203073581056/mctuscan-heaven
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“If someone says to you ‘we should go to Venice in May’ ABORT ABORT ABORT. you WILL pay 15 euros for gin and tonic. you WILL get pickpocketed or puked on by British people. you WILL be eaten by mosquitoes. Go in November when no one’s around and you can have a good cry about how everything dies, sinks into the ocean, one might say, and how futile it is to try keeping it alive on horrible wooden stilts. The gondolier will tell you wistfully about how the dolphins returned to the lagoons during the pandemic lockdown. Then he will look at you because their leaving again is your fault.”
https://mcmansionhell.com/post/809937203073581056/mctuscan-heaven
@jalefkowit
Perplexing gables abound. 🫣 -
“If someone says to you ‘we should go to Venice in May’ ABORT ABORT ABORT. you WILL pay 15 euros for gin and tonic. you WILL get pickpocketed or puked on by British people. you WILL be eaten by mosquitoes. Go in November when no one’s around and you can have a good cry about how everything dies, sinks into the ocean, one might say, and how futile it is to try keeping it alive on horrible wooden stilts. The gondolier will tell you wistfully about how the dolphins returned to the lagoons during the pandemic lockdown. Then he will look at you because their leaving again is your fault.”
https://mcmansionhell.com/post/809937203073581056/mctuscan-heaven
@jalefkowit This was a nice comic post to divert me momentarily from the Epstein files & our New World War for no Articulable Reason
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“If someone says to you ‘we should go to Venice in May’ ABORT ABORT ABORT. you WILL pay 15 euros for gin and tonic. you WILL get pickpocketed or puked on by British people. you WILL be eaten by mosquitoes. Go in November when no one’s around and you can have a good cry about how everything dies, sinks into the ocean, one might say, and how futile it is to try keeping it alive on horrible wooden stilts. The gondolier will tell you wistfully about how the dolphins returned to the lagoons during the pandemic lockdown. Then he will look at you because their leaving again is your fault.”
https://mcmansionhell.com/post/809937203073581056/mctuscan-heaven
@jalefkowit It's so good to see she's healthy (mostly) and back to writing. I love her deeply knowledgeable and sarcastic perspective. And those houses...
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