I developed an AI model that is so dangerous to the plumbing industry that I am not got to be able to release it to the public.

[szbalint@mastodon.social]

@jerry would you say that the release is…blocked?

[rajiv@infosec.exchange]

@jerry Joe the plumber complained eh?

[kendricklmao8@hachyderm.io]

@jerry hopefully it doesn't leak

[jerry@infosec.exchange]

@szbalint it’s clogged for sure

[itisiboller@infosec.exchange]

@jerry Nothing but a pipe dream

[codinghorror@infosec.exchange]

@jerry PLUMB OR BE PLUMBED!

[shadownetworks@infosec.exchange]

@jerry really? I created one that designs perpetual motion machines, fusion, and has all the secrets to toppling tyrants. It’s too risky to release. Anthropic ain’t got nothing on me.

[abstinance@mastodon.social]

@jerry well if there's one thing that the tech industry is great at, it's plumbing new depths

[mark@canuck.social]

@jerry TacoAI

[paveljanicek@mamutovo.cz]

@jerry Error reading toot: Broken pipe

[thejikz@infosec.exchange]

@jerry using all new wye branching algorithms to drain the waste out of venting, this system is the shit.

[kyonshi@dice.camp]

@jerry wait a moment, gotta find my wheelbarrow so I can cart in some money.
That is how that works, isn't it?

[ajn142@infosec.exchange]

@jerry Taco BeLLM

[spacekatia@girlcock.club]

@shadownetworks @jerry you've got nothing! i have an ai model so powerful that i cannot talk about it except the vaguest terms lest i create an irreconcilable temporal paradox

[corq@infosec.exchange]

@thejikz @jerry

[isilzha314@infosec.exchange]

@jerry

It takes a while to let that sink in