Do not collect the data that you do not need.
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Do not collect the data that you do not need.
Do not collect the data
that you do not need.Do not collect
the data
that you
do not
need
.@Em0nM4stodon Advertisers everywhere:
Do not need the data that you collect.
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Do not collect the data that you do not need.
Do not collect the data
that you do not need.Do not collect
the data
that you
do not
need
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Do not collect the data that you do not need.
Do not collect the data
that you do not need.Do not collect
the data
that you
do not
need
.@Em0nM4stodon also, do not algorithm what is obviously unethical.
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Do not collect the data that you do not need.
Do not collect the data
that you do not need.Do not collect
the data
that you
do not
need
.@Em0nM4stodon But what would I then share with my 1735 _partners_ ?
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Do not collect the data that you do not need.
Do not collect the data
that you do not need.Do not collect
the data
that you
do not
need
.@Em0nM4stodon Plus side - less need for all sorts of cookie banners and GDPR notices/procedures.
Both cheaper and easier.
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Do not collect the data that you do not need.
Do not collect the data
that you do not need.Do not collect
the data
that you
do not
need
.@Em0nM4stodon counterpoint: do collect the data that you can, or could conceivably at some future point, sell.
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Do not collect the data that you do not need.
Do not collect the data
that you do not need.Do not collect
the data
that you
do not
need
.@Em0nM4stodon Any Data you DO collect should be treated like Toxic Waste.
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Do not collect the data that you do not need.
Do not collect the data
that you do not need.Do not collect
the data
that you
do not
need
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Do not collect the data that you do not need.
Do not collect the data
that you do not need.Do not collect
the data
that you
do not
need
.@Em0nM4stodon “ahhh but we need all the data.”
No you don’t.
“But we might need…”
No you won’t.
“But it’s legitimate interest.”
Is it, is it REALLY?
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Do not collect the data that you do not need.
Do not collect the data
that you do not need.Do not collect
the data
that you
do not
need
.@Em0nM4stodon Do not collect the data
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Do not collect the data that you do not need.
Do not collect the data
that you do not need.Do not collect
the data
that you
do not
need
.12 step programs for data addicts
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Do not collect the data that you do not need.
Do not collect the data
that you do not need.Do not collect
the data
that you
do not
need
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@Em0nM4stodon
Step 1: Do not take extra steps to collect data you do not need
Step 2: Remove data you collected that you no longer need
Step 3: Manipulate the data you do need so it only contains what you do need, and not what you don't.@Epic_Null @Em0nM4stodon The missile knows where it is at all times.
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Do not collect the data that you do not need.
Do not collect the data
that you do not need.Do not collect
the data
that you
do not
need
.@Em0nM4stodon It makes #GDPR compliance soooo much easier.
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@Em0nM4stodon
Step 1: Do not take extra steps to collect data you do not need
Step 2: Remove data you collected that you no longer need
Step 3: Manipulate the data you do need so it only contains what you do need, and not what you don't.Step 4: ensure that the data is accurate and, where necessary, up to date:
Step 5: don't process the data in ways that are incompatible with your original reason for collecting it:
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@Em0nM4stodon But what would I then share with my 1735 _partners_ ?
@alsvha @Em0nM4stodon They all have so much Legitimate Interest!
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Do not collect the data that you do not need.
Do not collect the data
that you do not need.Do not collect
the data
that you
do not
need
.@Em0nM4stodon
Do
not
collect
the
data
that
you
do
not
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Do not collect the data that you do not need.
Do not collect the data
that you do not need.Do not collect
the data
that you
do not
need
.@Em0nM4stodon While I understand the correct context, this sounds like advise to data hoarders.

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Do not collect the data that you do not need.
Do not collect the data
that you do not need.Do not collect
the data
that you
do not
need
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Do not collect the data that you do not need.
Do not collect the data
that you do not need.Do not collect
the data
that you
do not
need
.I have collected
the data
that I did
not needand which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast