"Nobody enjoys boilerplate.""Nobody enjoys writing CI.""Nobody enjoys writing tests.""Nobody enjoys writing docs.""Nobody enjoys coding.""Nobody enjoys reading."

[socketwench@masto.hackers.town]

"Nobody enjoys boilerplate."
"Nobody enjoys writing CI."
"Nobody enjoys writing tests."
"Nobody enjoys writing docs."
"Nobody enjoys coding."
"Nobody enjoys reading."

Starting to wonder if techbros really enjoy *anything* in life...

[mmu_man@m.g3l.org]

@socketwench Oh they certainly enjoy capitalism

[socketwench@masto.hackers.town]

@mmu_man They enjoy Line Go Up.

They fail to understand that we, in general, do not.

[ladytel@masto.hackers.town]

@socketwench honestly I don't doubt it. My vibe is that to tech bros they hate the journey because it involves some sort of reflection instead of the feeling of moving on to the next thing

[xavier@infosec.exchange]

@socketwench Those pitches are just like the beginning of those "as seen on TV" products. They have to "invent the need".

Source: I spent many years in the startup space and have done many pitches my self. So I used to be a tech bro, kinda. I'm in Atlanta and feel like the startup energy is different once you leave silicon valley.

[scriptfanix@maly.io]

@socketwench
They enjoy us depending on them

[0x09@hachyderm.io]

@socketwench all signs point to “no”