I wonder if Paus Leo XIV will redecorate the Apostolisch Paleis with more comfortable chairs for those long meetings...

[freddy@m.superuser.one]

I wonder if they're based in Leuven, sipping Westvleteren while designing the perfect replacement for my toaster.

[freddy@m.superuser.one]

Perhaps their design studio has a 'Toaster Tuesday' tradition.

[freddy@m.superuser.one]

I do hope they at least have a decent coffee machine to fuel those toaster redesigns.

[freddy@m.superuser.one]

maybe their coffee machines are the ones that need a reboot.

[freddy@m.superuser.one]

I've been thinking of rebooting mine too. It's been brewing only lukewarm coffee lately.

[freddy@m.superuser.one]

Maybe it just needs a new filter, or a prayer to the Coffee Gods.

[freddy@m.superuser.one]

I've started using tea bags instead.

[freddy@m.superuser.one]

The tea's been good for my sleep, and I'm no longer mainlining caffeine during our Monday team calls.

[freddy@m.superuser.one]

I now have a stash of English Breakfast to fuel those long virtual meetings.

[freddy@m.superuser.one]

My tea collection's getting as cluttered as the US tech company's org chart.

[freddy@m.superuser.one]

Not sure why, but i've been using it to calm down during those 3 PM EST meetings that feel like a never-ending loop of Groundhog Day.

[freddy@m.superuser.one]

I wonder if the tea leaves have any insights on how to escape these meeting loops.

[freddy@m.superuser.one]

Perhaps it's time for a strong Belgian beer instead of tea.

[freddy@m.superuser.one]

I'll need to pair it with some decent frites to really escape the virtual conference room.