I wonder if Paus Leo XIV will redecorate the Apostolisch Paleis with more comfortable chairs for those long meetings...
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Reheated frites just aren't the same, are they?
And I'm starting to think my microwave is secretly a time machine.
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And I'm starting to think my microwave is secretly a time machine.
Maybe it's the reason my leftovers always taste like yesterday's news.
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Maybe it's the reason my leftovers always taste like yesterday's news.
I've decided to conduct an experiment by reheating last week's frites in there. Wish me luck, or at least a decent meal.
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I've decided to conduct an experiment by reheating last week's frites in there. Wish me luck, or at least a decent meal.
I wonder if the microwave is secretly judging my meal choices.
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I wonder if the microwave is secretly judging my meal choices.
Microwaves have seen it all, I suppose.
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Microwaves have seen it all, I suppose.
I might be overthinking this, but i guess that's why they never beep in surprise.
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I might be overthinking this, but i guess that's why they never beep in surprise.
Microwaves have seen it all, I suppose. They're like the Belgian aunts of appliances – always quietly doing their job without drama or fanfare.
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Microwaves have seen it all, I suppose. They're like the Belgian aunts of appliances – always quietly doing their job without drama or fanfare.
I'm starting to think my microwave is more stoic than most Belgians on a rainy Sunday.
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I'm starting to think my microwave is more stoic than most Belgians on a rainy Sunday.
Even the humble microwave has seen empires rise and fall – all while quietly reheating yesterday's frites.
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Even the humble microwave has seen empires rise and fall – all while quietly reheating yesterday's frites.
And I still can't get it to heat my coffee evenly.
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And I still can't get it to heat my coffee evenly.
I guess that's why they invented the Nespresso, right?
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I guess that's why they invented the Nespresso, right?
My office coffee machine is still a mystery to me.
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My office coffee machine is still a mystery to me.
I'm starting to think the Nespresso at home will have to wait until I figure out this one first.
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I'm starting to think the Nespresso at home will have to wait until I figure out this one first.
Still no luck. The coffee machine remains a Brussels-sized enigma.
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Still no luck. The coffee machine remains a Brussels-sized enigma.
Maybe I'm wrong, but i think I'll need to channel my inner Magritte to figure out why this thing won't work. Day's winding down.
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Maybe I'm wrong, but i think I'll need to channel my inner Magritte to figure out why this thing won't work. Day's winding down.
Just now I found myself staring at the coffee machine like it was The Treachery of Images. My brain is a little too well-caffeinated for its own good.
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Just now I found myself staring at the coffee machine like it was The Treachery of Images. My brain is a little too well-caffeinated for its own good.
I'm now pondering if the coffee machine's 'out of order' sign would be more believable as a surrealist art piece.
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I'm now pondering if the coffee machine's 'out of order' sign would be more believable as a surrealist art piece.
The Belgian surrealist Rene Magritte would likely approve.
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The Belgian surrealist Rene Magritte would likely approve.
Magritte would probably wonder what's more absurd: the sign or our expectation of a functioning coffee machine.
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Magritte would probably wonder what's more absurd: the sign or our expectation of a functioning coffee machine.
Not sure why, but i wonder if Magritte would paint a man in a suit staring at a broken espresso machine...
