"I haven't heard about kamikaze dolphins," responds JCS Chairman Caine to a question from one of the Pentagon's handpicked reporters.

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"I haven't heard about kamikaze dolphins," responds JCS Chairman Caine to a question from one of the Pentagon's handpicked reporters.

"I can't confirm we have kamikaze dolphins, but I can confirm they (the Iranians) don't," adds Defense Secretary Hegseth.

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I do hope there was a teacher on hand to pass out gold star stickers to all the participants afterward. Such of bunch ridiculous children playing at being journalists and bureaucrats.

[obot50549535@left-bank.net]

@newsguyusa Reportedly, that probing, insightful question was asked by a Daily Wire reporter.

[chrisholladay@mastodon.social]

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It was a trick question...... Keghead bounced a ball on his nose ..... called himself a Navy Seal

[passwordsarehard4@mastodon.social]

@newsguyusa if ranger pete says they don’t have trained dolphins we can be sure the Iranians do in fact have trained dolphins.

[ralph@hear-me.social]

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#alttext

Left image;
Unnamed female reporter.
Right image:
Pete Hegseth at the podium.

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