Fedi: - "I follow you for the wholesome stuff 💕" - "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff 🔓" - "I follow you for the adult content ❤️🔥"
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff
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- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff
"
- "I follow you for the adult content
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"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
It makes sense that a lock from the 1870s wouldn't be modern sextoy-proof. Women back then were still using steam-powered vibrators.
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@alice That lock is also beautiful, even if the casing has probably seen better days - Do you have any idea of how old it is?
@Fruan per the alt-text: circa 1870s
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@Fruan per the alt-text: circa 1870s
@alice Oh! There's alt text! Yay for accessibility, but now I feel like an idiot. Thanks!
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It makes sense that a lock from the 1870s wouldn't be modern sextoy-proof. Women back then were still using steam-powered vibrators.
@alice "Did the coal man come today?"
"Not yet."
"Fuck..." -
@smolbrain that was just on medium!
@alice hmmm... I need to go find my wand and test its settings again. Did you freaking overclock yours? Lol I feel like mine isnt quite that strong. But im also a baby maybe ive just been using low
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It makes sense that a lock from the 1870s wouldn't be modern sextoy-proof. Women back then were still using steam-powered vibrators.
@alice omg is that why master lock still sucks? They have been resistance testing but they still use the ancient sex toy metric? Either we need to change metrics or we need way stronger sexy toys
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@alice "Did the coal man come today?"
"Not yet."
"Fuck..." -
@alice Oh! There's alt text! Yay for accessibility, but now I feel like an idiot. Thanks!
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It makes sense that a lock from the 1870s wouldn't be modern sextoy-proof. Women back then were still using steam-powered vibrators.
@alice ummmm
Those are usually a single ball bearing in a circular race
Been a stable technology lego bit for close to 2 centuries now
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@alice omg is that why master lock still sucks? They have been resistance testing but they still use the ancient sex toy metric? Either we need to change metrics or we need way stronger sexy toys
@smolbrain InB4 Master Lock's new unfounded packaging claim: "8/10 - Maximum Vibrator Resistance".
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content️"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice This is best thing I've seen today
No, it's not even 1 a.m., but nothing will top this for sure
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content️"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice Impressive!
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@alice ummmm
Those are usually a single ball bearing in a circular race
Been a stable technology lego bit for close to 2 centuries now
@autolycos "Lego" made me think of wind-up toys.
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content️"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
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@alice You are late, what about 67 :<
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@alice Nice
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@alice nice
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@alice nice
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@alice You are late, what about 67 :<
@autisticplushy 67 is just a conspiracy to get non-words into the dictionary.
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@autisticplushy 67 is just a conspiracy to get non-words into the dictionary.
@alice i cant debate that, but we can get around it 6 or seven times until we get tired.
