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You mean something that makes pig swill look like Haut Cuisine? Hmmm ...
... tge thought of food existing that makes McDonalds look like FOOD is interesting, almost to the point of giving me ontological shock!
@alexadeswift @wendythedruid @enbypirate McD is kinda meh.
I mean Matrix-Style slop…
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@alexadeswift @wendythedruid @enbypirate McD is kinda meh.
I mean Matrix-Style slop…
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@alexadeswift @wendythedruid @enbypirate nah, that can taste good…
- It's just neither vegan nor halal/kosher…
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@alexadeswift @kkarhan @wendythedruid FINALLY someone who hates south-german food like me!
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@alexadeswift @wendythedruid @enbypirate nah, that can taste good…
- It's just neither vegan nor halal/kosher…
@kkarhan @alexadeswift @wendythedruid no it can't.
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@alexadeswift @kkarhan @wendythedruid FINALLY someone who hates south-german food like me!
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@alexadeswift @kkarhan @wendythedruid I mean british food ain't very tasty as well. But that doesn't mean bavarian food isn't awful

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@alexadeswift @kkarhan @wendythedruid I mean british food ain't very tasty as well. But that doesn't mean bavarian food isn't awful

Well, Bavaria food is very colourful. Multiple shades of brown. And very tasty. Multiple shades of onion, potato and pork.
As a veggie I do have, err, questions, about Bavarian food.
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@alexadeswift @kkarhan @wendythedruid I mean british food ain't very tasty as well. But that doesn't mean bavarian food isn't awful

@enbypirate @alexadeswift @wendythedruid I guess you just didn't find a good item then?
- Even fucking Britain gets that fone, even if it's just throwing battered fish in a fryer and then chugging a lemon and fries on…
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Well, Bavaria food is very colourful. Multiple shades of brown. And very tasty. Multiple shades of onion, potato and pork.
As a veggie I do have, err, questions, about Bavarian food.
@alexadeswift @kkarhan @wendythedruid there is a thing called the Weißwurstäquator. Everything south of that: awful. North: looks better
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@enbypirate @alexadeswift @wendythedruid I guess you just didn't find a good item then?
- Even fucking Britain gets that fone, even if it's just throwing battered fish in a fryer and then chugging a lemon and fries on…
Making fish n chips is dead easy. Making GOOD fish n chips without killing the chipped potatoes and battered fish, well, THAT is hard.
Like a good Currywurst it is as much an art as it is a science!
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@alexadeswift @kkarhan @wendythedruid there is a thing called the Weißwurstäquator. Everything south of that: awful. North: looks better
Like coffee. Germany makes better coffee than Britain (I dread to think what tea in a Café tastes like though, having lived in India and drunk REAL chai) but you need to go south of Tirol to get the best coffee!
But like everywhere, you can always find good food, if you look and know the right places!
Like TERF Island isn't JUST TERFs, you just have to look and ignore the loud shouty types!
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Like coffee. Germany makes better coffee than Britain (I dread to think what tea in a Café tastes like though, having lived in India and drunk REAL chai) but you need to go south of Tirol to get the best coffee!
But like everywhere, you can always find good food, if you look and know the right places!
Like TERF Island isn't JUST TERFs, you just have to look and ignore the loud shouty types!
@alexadeswift @kkarhan @wendythedruid I like the term TERF Island.
And yeah, you're right. Even though I call Germany a shithole country not everywhere is a shithole.
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@alexadeswift @kkarhan @wendythedruid I like the term TERF Island.
And yeah, you're right. Even though I call Germany a shithole country not everywhere is a shithole.
Perhaps we should force the Fash to drink American tea? Or would that be beyond the pale even for cruel and unusual punishment?
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Perhaps we should force the Fash to drink American tea? Or would that be beyond the pale even for cruel and unusual punishment?
@alexadeswift @kkarhan @wendythedruid I think that there ain't no punishment that isn't cruel and unusual enough for a fash
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@alexadeswift @kkarhan @wendythedruid I think that there ain't no punishment that isn't cruel and unusual enough for a fash
Okay. All coffee loving Fash must be punished by drinking American tea and eating food so bland it makes Spätzle taste like a rich and hot Madras or Rajasthani dish.
Actually, the latter might be right up the AfD street

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Okay. All coffee loving Fash must be punished by drinking American tea and eating food so bland it makes Spätzle taste like a rich and hot Madras or Rajasthani dish.
Actually, the latter might be right up the AfD street

@alexadeswift @kkarhan @wendythedruid haha I just remember a creepy dude who asked me where I am from (another part of Germany) and he took that as evidence that he couldn't eat Spätzle anymore

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@alexadeswift @kkarhan @wendythedruid haha I just remember a creepy dude who asked me where I am from (another part of Germany) and he took that as evidence that he couldn't eat Spätzle anymore

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@alexadeswift @kkarhan @wendythedruid 'Help! We Germans are being replaced!' 'By whom?' 'By other Germans from other parts of Germany!'
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@alexadeswift @kkarhan @wendythedruid 'Help! We Germans are being replaced!' 'By whom?' 'By other Germans from other parts of Germany!'
Bloody Bavarians, coming up 'ere to Westfalia, taking all are jobs n havin' fun n stuff 🤬

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