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  3. Did I ever tell you about that time I was reading a book at a bar and this lady came with her dog to pay at the counter and the dog started barking at me, and the lady apologised and said "Excuse my dog, he is not used to seeing books"?

Did I ever tell you about that time I was reading a book at a bar and this lady came with her dog to pay at the counter and the dog started barking at me, and the lady apologised and said "Excuse my dog, he is not used to seeing books"?

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  • isaactly_s@mas.toI isaactly_s@mas.to

    Did I ever tell you about that time I was reading a book at a bar and this lady came with her dog to pay at the counter and the dog started barking at me, and the lady apologised and said "Excuse my dog, he is not used to seeing books"?

    #BarStories

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    There's other instances where something similar has happened to me, except for the barking (i.e. people coming to me and saying "You're reading a book, that's weird"). Not that funny.

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    • emily_rugburn@lgbtqia.spaceE emily_rugburn@lgbtqia.space

      @isaactly_s a very long time ago, i used to live across the street from a bar and during the summer, after work, i would get a beer and sit outside and read. someone came up to me and said "wtf are you doing? this isnt a library! people come here to drink, not read!" *sigh*

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      @emily_rugburn πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ yeah, right? *Sigh*

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      • isaactly_s@mas.toI isaactly_s@mas.to

        Did I ever tell you about that time I was reading a book at a bar and this lady came with her dog to pay at the counter and the dog started barking at me, and the lady apologised and said "Excuse my dog, he is not used to seeing books"?

        #BarStories

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        @isaactly_s
        My friend told a whole group of people that she hasn’t read a book since leaving high school almost 50 yrs ago. She was actually proud of it. BTW we aren’t friends anymore.

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        • isaactly_s@mas.toI isaactly_s@mas.to

          @emily_rugburn πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ yeah, right? *Sigh*

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          @isaactly_s i dont drink anymore so i dont have this issue to deal with

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          • pinchy63@ottawa.placeP pinchy63@ottawa.place

            @isaactly_s
            My friend told a whole group of people that she hasn’t read a book since leaving high school almost 50 yrs ago. She was actually proud of it. BTW we aren’t friends anymore.

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            @Pinchy63 o m g 😳🀯
            I wonder if she did it deliberately or it just happened without her intention (ofc there must be intention)

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            • emily_rugburn@lgbtqia.spaceE emily_rugburn@lgbtqia.space

              @isaactly_s i dont drink anymore so i dont have this issue to deal with

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              @emily_rugburn that's good 😊

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              • isaactly_s@mas.toI isaactly_s@mas.to

                @Pinchy63 o m g 😳🀯
                I wonder if she did it deliberately or it just happened without her intention (ofc there must be intention)

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                @isaactly_s
                She thought it was a win. The rest of us did some pretty high eyebrow raising.

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                • isaactly_s@mas.toI isaactly_s@mas.to

                  @emily_rugburn that's good 😊

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                  @isaactly_s i would go to coffee shops but i dont drink coffee either! 🀷🀣

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                  • emily_rugburn@lgbtqia.spaceE emily_rugburn@lgbtqia.space

                    @isaactly_s i would go to coffee shops but i dont drink coffee either! 🀷🀣

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                    @emily_rugburn 😁 how about tea?
                    Now it sounds like I'm asking you out (for tea) πŸ™ˆπŸ˜…

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                    • isaactly_s@mas.toI isaactly_s@mas.to

                      @emily_rugburn 😁 how about tea?
                      Now it sounds like I'm asking you out (for tea) πŸ™ˆπŸ˜…

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                      @isaactly_s i dont drink tea unless im sickly. i dont particularly like hot drinks except in very specific situations....i like cold drinks but i dont drink alcohol....im weird what can i say

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                      • emily_rugburn@lgbtqia.spaceE emily_rugburn@lgbtqia.space

                        @isaactly_s i dont drink tea unless im sickly. i dont particularly like hot drinks except in very specific situations....i like cold drinks but i dont drink alcohol....im weird what can i say

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                        @emily_rugburn I get you. Same with tea.
                        And weird is good, right? As in "you're reading a book, you're weird" or "you haven't watched [insert blockbuster] yet? That's weird" πŸ™ˆπŸ˜Šβ™₯️

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                        • isaactly_s@mas.toI isaactly_s@mas.to

                          @emily_rugburn I get you. Same with tea.
                          And weird is good, right? As in "you're reading a book, you're weird" or "you haven't watched [insert blockbuster] yet? That's weird" πŸ™ˆπŸ˜Šβ™₯️

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                          @isaactly_s i think the whole "youre weird for not doing xxxxx" has waned as ive gotten older because who has the time to watch movies and read books

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                          • emily_rugburn@lgbtqia.spaceE emily_rugburn@lgbtqia.space

                            @isaactly_s i think the whole "youre weird for not doing xxxxx" has waned as ive gotten older because who has the time to watch movies and read books

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                            @emily_rugburn yeah, true. The barking will persist though.

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                            • pinchy63@ottawa.placeP pinchy63@ottawa.place

                              @isaactly_s
                              My friend told a whole group of people that she hasn’t read a book since leaving high school almost 50 yrs ago. She was actually proud of it. BTW we aren’t friends anymore.

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                              @Pinchy63 @isaactly_s Sounds like college grads who brag that they never used the library once for their studies. Um, not impressed.

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                              • isaactly_s@mas.toI isaactly_s@mas.to

                                @emily_rugburn yeah, true. The barking will persist though.

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                                @isaactly_s yes it will because dogs are really judgey

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