A couple of weeks ago I bought a great pair of shorts from a charity shop, then wore them for the first time and immediately realised why someone donated them in the first place.
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Also it's 2026, women want pockets enough to make them ourselves FFS. Clothing companies take note
@afewbugs i get audibly upset in dressing rooms when i try on pants that 1. have teeny tiny pockets or 2. have fake pockets
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@afewbugs but how do you manage to get your phone into your shorts new front pockets, now you have added them?
I can get a pack of tissues or some keys or a few coins into my jeans front pockets (which is still useful) but nothing any longer. My phone (about the smallest Android these days) will go into my jeans back pockets but it never seems safe. What really works are side pockets, preferably with a zip, but jeans never seem to have them, it's not the style.@marjolica I have a couple of pairs of jeans I can do it on, the trick is to have pockets so deep the phone goes past the place where your leg hinges against your body and lies along your thigh. If they're not deep enough the phone sits at the hinge and then you can't bend your leg properly
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@afewbugs i get audibly upset in dressing rooms when i try on pants that 1. have teeny tiny pockets or 2. have fake pockets
@emily_rugburn see you're smart enough to check the pockets before buying them, unlike me
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@emily_rugburn see you're smart enough to check the pockets before buying them, unlike me
@afewbugs this is why i only buy pants/jeans from the farm supply store now haha
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@marjolica I have a couple of pairs of jeans I can do it on, the trick is to have pockets so deep the phone goes past the place where your leg hinges against your body and lies along your thigh. If they're not deep enough the phone sits at the hinge and then you can't bend your leg properly
@afewbugs yes, that is indeed the problem and what you suggest would work, but not, at least invisibly, on these cut offs and they would still be a problem getting then out past the 'bend' if you're sitting.
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@afewbugs yes, that is indeed the problem and what you suggest would work, but not, at least invisibly, on these cut offs and they would still be a problem getting then out past the 'bend' if you're sitting.
I rather like my cargo pants, with side pockets and a front patch pocket, all of which will hold a phone or a purse.@marjolica I don't really care how far the protrude tbh, that's why I picked nice fabic
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The only part of the experience that wasn't great was when a man interrupted me in the middle of the first pocket and asked me to teach him how to use a sewing machine, which is the sort of thing that unfortunately happens all too frequently while Being A Woman In Public. I waved the threading instruction sheet at him, told him he was in a library and suggested he get a book, told him to look for YouTube videos and suggested he ask any older female relatives he might have because there was a good chance they might know. He responded by asking if I would come back next Saturday and he would pay me to teach him.
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A couple of weeks ago I bought a great pair of shorts from a charity shop, then wore them for the first time and immediately realised why someone donated them in the first place.
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@afewbugs they did that amazing embroidery THROUGH THE POCKETS?!
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The only part of the experience that wasn't great was when a man interrupted me in the middle of the first pocket and asked me to teach him how to use a sewing machine, which is the sort of thing that unfortunately happens all too frequently while Being A Woman In Public. I waved the threading instruction sheet at him, told him he was in a library and suggested he get a book, told him to look for YouTube videos and suggested he ask any older female relatives he might have because there was a good chance they might know. He responded by asking if I would come back next Saturday and he would pay me to teach him.
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@afewbugs all library borrowable kit should maybe have a “I dont work here” notice appended?
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So I cut some slits in the existing useless pockets and made some new ones.
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@afewbugs yeee the fabric you chose for the pockets is
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@afewbugs yeee the fabric you chose for the pockets is
so pretty!@afewbugs also I actually yelped out loud when I played that gif of the not-pocket. the nocket.
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Also it's 2026, women want pockets enough to make them ourselves FFS. Clothing companies take note
@afewbugs Yes! Also well done with making the pockets yourself. It would be very nice if all woman's trousers had pockets but also one's own made pockets rule!
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@afewbugs also I actually yelped out loud when I played that gif of the not-pocket. the nocket.
@verity it's so ridiculous a static image wasn't sufficient to convey the ridiculousness
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So I cut some slits in the existing useless pockets and made some new ones.
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Oh yes, been there, done that!
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@afewbugs Oh, weird. There would have been some pocket if they hadn't been embroidered through the pocket lining.
Isn't that strange?! I expect these pants were new old stock, with some unfashionable leg shape. Which were then purchased wholesale by another company that cut them into shorts and added the embroidery
It's a whole industry. I read an article about it sometime. Probably in the New Yorker. It sounds like their kind of thing
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The only part of the experience that wasn't great was when a man interrupted me in the middle of the first pocket and asked me to teach him how to use a sewing machine, which is the sort of thing that unfortunately happens all too frequently while Being A Woman In Public. I waved the threading instruction sheet at him, told him he was in a library and suggested he get a book, told him to look for YouTube videos and suggested he ask any older female relatives he might have because there was a good chance they might know. He responded by asking if I would come back next Saturday and he would pay me to teach him.
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Your facial expression, looking over the sewing machine, is perfect for the 'WTF creepy guy?'
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Fortunately #ExeterLibrary offers an extremely cool service where people with library cards can borrow a sewing machine to use in the library. It comes with a lamp, box of accessories including black and white thread and a seam ripper but not a needle threader so I'd recommend bringing your own) and instruction sheet for threading it. Threading an unfamiliar machine is often a bit of a logic puzzle but I actually found it harder to get the unfamiliar iron working, which you can also borrow for pressing. This is all free btw.
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@afewbugs What is a "needle threader"? Yes, the instructions for threading a sewing machine are essential, but I've never come across a gadget to help?
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Isn't that strange?! I expect these pants were new old stock, with some unfashionable leg shape. Which were then purchased wholesale by another company that cut them into shorts and added the embroidery
It's a whole industry. I read an article about it sometime. Probably in the New Yorker. It sounds like their kind of thing
@NilaJones @jgrg I suppose it's good that the unfashionable jeans or whatever they were originally weren't just dumped in the Atacama desert or something then
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@afewbugs What is a "needle threader"? Yes, the instructions for threading a sewing machine are essential, but I've never come across a gadget to help?
@TimWardCam like this https://www.amazon.co.uk/Threaders-Plastic-Needles-Machines-Clothing/dp/B0BBZXDK6L/ Basically a diamond shaped bit of stiff wire you can put through the eye of the needle then have a much larger hole to put the thread through, then use it to pull the thread through the needle. They save so much faffing about
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Isn't that strange?! I expect these pants were new old stock, with some unfashionable leg shape. Which were then purchased wholesale by another company that cut them into shorts and added the embroidery
It's a whole industry. I read an article about it sometime. Probably in the New Yorker. It sounds like their kind of thing
@NilaJones @afewbugs Ah yes, that makes sense! I was wondering why what is clearly industrial embroidery wasn't done in the right order when making them.
