The Mrs thinks I'm having an affair because I'm spending a lot of time at the gym but not seeing results.
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The Mrs thinks I'm having an affair because I'm spending a lot of time at the gym but not seeing results. The truth is that I'm doing the most disgusting poos that take forever and I need a shower after
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The Mrs thinks I'm having an affair because I'm spending a lot of time at the gym but not seeing results. The truth is that I'm doing the most disgusting poos that take forever and I need a shower after
@fesshole sounds like steatorrhoea which suggests your digestive system needs investigating.
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The Mrs thinks I'm having an affair because I'm spending a lot of time at the gym but not seeing results. The truth is that I'm doing the most disgusting poos that take forever and I need a shower after
@fesshole Maybe seeing a doctor is in order.
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The Mrs thinks I'm having an affair because I'm spending a lot of time at the gym but not seeing results. The truth is that I'm doing the most disgusting poos that take forever and I need a shower after
@fesshole it is said that the Mrs thinks you're having an affair when you are simply sparing her from the trauma of smelly doodoo
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The Mrs thinks I'm having an affair because I'm spending a lot of time at the gym but not seeing results. The truth is that I'm doing the most disgusting poos that take forever and I need a shower after
@fesshole Two words: dietary fibre.
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The Mrs thinks I'm having an affair because I'm spending a lot of time at the gym but not seeing results. The truth is that I'm doing the most disgusting poos that take forever and I need a shower after
@fesshole explaining that to her would be better then letting the mistrust fester. Seeing a doctor will help prevent the rest from festering
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@fesshole Two words: dietary fibre.
@Eetschrijver @fesshole Strawberries, are packed, with fibre.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkMPZ7WeDck -
@Eetschrijver @fesshole Strawberries, are packed, with fibre.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkMPZ7WeDck@jackeric @Eetschrijver @fesshole
And #KiwiFruit contain enzymes that will keep you regular.
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@Eetschrijver @fesshole Strawberries, are packed, with fibre.
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The Mrs thinks I'm having an affair because I'm spending a lot of time at the gym but not seeing results. The truth is that I'm doing the most disgusting poos that take forever and I need a shower after
@fesshole are y'all just allergic to talking to your spouses? Not that her reason for suspicion isn't also fucked up, but I feel like you could alleviate it by simply explaining this to her instead of us
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@jackeric @Eetschrijver @fesshole
And #KiwiFruit contain enzymes that will keep you regular.
Two a day are all it takes for most people.@CppGuy @jackeric @Eetschrijver @fesshole two kiwis a day? In this economy?!
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@fesshole are y'all just allergic to talking to your spouses? Not that her reason for suspicion isn't also fucked up, but I feel like you could alleviate it by simply explaining this to her instead of us
@raphaelmorgan @fesshole seriously! Spouse could also help figure out what's making those poos so bad.
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The Mrs thinks I'm having an affair because I'm spending a lot of time at the gym but not seeing results. The truth is that I'm doing the most disgusting poos that take forever and I need a shower after
@fesshole you are paying a gym membership just so you can take shits there and showers? How disgusting are those shits exactly?
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@CppGuy @jackeric @Eetschrijver @fesshole two kiwis a day? In this economy?!
If #Elvis had eaten fewer burgers and more kiwifruit, he might still be with us (for better and for worse).
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