Our company does loads of shitty 'team building' events.
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Our company does loads of shitty 'team building' events. The ice breaker is always 'tell everyone an interesting fact about yourself'. I always make them up. Last time I convinced everyone I drove the bulldozer in Bowie's Ashes to Ashes video.
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Our company does loads of shitty 'team building' events. The ice breaker is always 'tell everyone an interesting fact about yourself'. I always make them up. Last time I convinced everyone I drove the bulldozer in Bowie's Ashes to Ashes video.
@fesshole ROTF
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Our company does loads of shitty 'team building' events. The ice breaker is always 'tell everyone an interesting fact about yourself'. I always make them up. Last time I convinced everyone I drove the bulldozer in Bowie's Ashes to Ashes video.
@fesshole @LibertyForward1 I used to awkwardly blurt out “I have a third nipple”, which would generally shut that garbage down fast.
(and no I don’t have a third nipple, despite the rumours that seem to have sprung up for some unknown reason
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Our company does loads of shitty 'team building' events. The ice breaker is always 'tell everyone an interesting fact about yourself'. I always make them up. Last time I convinced everyone I drove the bulldozer in Bowie's Ashes to Ashes video.
@fesshole I hate those exercises and find any excuse to be working instead.
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@fesshole @LibertyForward1 I used to awkwardly blurt out “I have a third nipple”, which would generally shut that garbage down fast.
(and no I don’t have a third nipple, despite the rumours that seem to have sprung up for some unknown reason
)@pmonks the 'I have a kink that is outlawed in 97 countries' one works well too. Though HR doesn't really love that idea.
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Our company does loads of shitty 'team building' events. The ice breaker is always 'tell everyone an interesting fact about yourself'. I always make them up. Last time I convinced everyone I drove the bulldozer in Bowie's Ashes to Ashes video.
@fesshole Valid, small talk and shitty shallow "relationship building" should die. Very brutally. Last century.
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Our company does loads of shitty 'team building' events. The ice breaker is always 'tell everyone an interesting fact about yourself'. I always make them up. Last time I convinced everyone I drove the bulldozer in Bowie's Ashes to Ashes video.
@fesshole I used to tell them I appeared as an extra at Hogwarts in the first Harry Potter film. Nobody ever questioned it.
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