What's a "thought leader"?

[longspeak@chirp.enworld.org]

@JessTheUnstill Someone who commands obedience and loyalty using the awesome power of his mind.

His name is Biff.

[benhm3@saint-paul.us]

@JessTheUnstill

8 seconds of blank on the head of the thought.

[flashesofpanic@ruby.social]

@JessTheUnstill A large bottled beverage sufficiently warmed to burn the drinker’s tongue.

[dpnash@c.im]

@JessTheUnstill The thought leader is the person in charge of taking lightweight, unserious thoughts and giving them intellectual gravitas by filling them with lead pellets. Often mispronounced LEE-der instead of the correct LED-der.

[jesstheunstill@infosec.exchange]

@silvermoon82 But Keith, you've been the Thought Leader for like an hour now. Let someone else think for a change!

[flashesofpanic@ruby.social]

@JessTheUnstill “Dang! If I’d known that leader wath tho hot, I would’th only ordered a pint!”

[jesstheunstill@infosec.exchange]

@flashesofpanic Maybe next time order a told leader?

[flashesofpanic@ruby.social]

@JessTheUnstill abtholutely thticking to pinth from now on

[medeavanamonde@beige.party]

@JessTheUnstill
A Commanding Aeon in the Nous of Platinus’s Three Fold Hypostatic Cosmogony before the physical universe comes into being

[me@jaehanley.social]

@JessTheUnstill saying things that people with capital like to hear, but in a way that makes workers feel is positive, maybe even good for the world even though it isn’t really.

[flashesofpanic@ruby.social]

@JessTheUnstill I’m too old for leaders anyway, just pints

[jojo@lgbtqia.space]

@JessTheUnstill

The person who started the cult I'm being recruited into.

[spacekatia@girlcock.club]

@JessTheUnstill its the bit of thought at the beginning that you need to pull out to load your though onto the takeup reel

you can't really use it forany meaningful thinking but you need it cause otherwise you lose a bit of your thought at the front

[tommytorty10@infosec.exchange]

@JessTheUnstill the imperial equivalent of a thought liter where 1 thought leader equals 1.35 thought liters, except in Louisiana and Canada where it's 1.4 thought liters

[ada@blahaj.zone]

@JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange It's a common misspelling of Tough LEDer. You know that people that string up LED lights in extreme locations? Have you seen like a tree decked out with LED lights, and though, how did they get them right out there on the end of that branch? That's where the tough LEDer comes in to their own!

[jesstheunstill@infosec.exchange]

@Fishercat for some people, that period of time has been years since a thought emerged from their head.