Every time I think we've reached maximum crazy they find a new level.

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

Every time I think we've reached maximum crazy they find a new level. It is impossible to feel mentally tethered in the current world. What is happening? Is America going to blow up the moon? Claim the moon? Is the moon American now? Can I claim the moon?

BEN WILL NEVER GIVE UP ON THE MOON OR ITS DREAMS WE ARE IN LOVE blobby blobby blobby I think I've having a breakdown

The White House issues ominous message to the public on America's next Moon mission

The White House has issued a striking message about NASA’s Moon mission on X, hinting at possible long-term human habitation.

UNILAD Tech (www.uniladtech.com)

[nickiquote@mstdn.social]

@TheBreadmonkey They seem to think that because they stood on it, it’s theirs.

In the same manner that I have stood at various times on the Giant’s Causeway, the Pantheon, St Peter’s Square, the Rockefeller Centre, Tower Bridge, HMS Belfast, the Palace of Westminster, Iceland and various people’s feet. All of which are now mine and I will be extracting rent shortly.

[petraphoenix@beige.party]

@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey

To quote Suzie Eddie Izzard
"Do you have a flag?"

[nrohluap@ioc.exchange]

@PetraPhoenix @Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey If they won’t pay the rent, plant the flag in their foot. That’ll teach them.

“Nice foot you got there. Be a shame if something happened to it … like getting impaled with a flag pole …”