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  3. It was just a mediocre sitcom fronted by a not particularly good comedian.

It was just a mediocre sitcom fronted by a not particularly good comedian.

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  • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

    I said CALM DOWN

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    I like how the one thumbnail is comparatively sane. I guess the analytics told whoever makes these videos to get back to screaming

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    • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

      It was just a mediocre sitcom fronted by a not particularly good comedian. I know you're probably nostalgic about it but I really need you to calm the fuck down

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      @jalefkowit feels like you're getting too close for comfort to undermining my Wendie Malick thing

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      • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

        It was just a mediocre sitcom fronted by a not particularly good comedian. I know you're probably nostalgic about it but I really need you to calm the fuck down

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        @jalefkowit Brave of you to call a Spade a Spade.

        Anyway, I know it’s not DS, but the reminder of that era compelled me to go back and rewatch this evergreen Dana Carvey sketch, which takes up an alarming amount of real estate in my noggin.
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tX6jdoruH8

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        • middleclasstool@phire.placeM middleclasstool@phire.place

          @jalefkowit feels like you're getting too close for comfort to undermining my Wendie Malick thing

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          @middleclasstool I would never. For a working actor, a gig's a gig

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          • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

            I like how the one thumbnail is comparatively sane. I guess the analytics told whoever makes these videos to get back to screaming

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            @jalefkowit please dont tell me where you found this. I can see myself falling down that click bait rabbithole for days.

            I loved dont shoot me.

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            • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

              It was just a mediocre sitcom fronted by a not particularly good comedian. I know you're probably nostalgic about it but I really need you to calm the fuck down

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              @jalefkowit
              for bragging at a party about selling drugs to Hartman's wife.

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              • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

                It was just a mediocre sitcom fronted by a not particularly good comedian. I know you're probably nostalgic about it but I really need you to calm the fuck down

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                @jalefkowit The dubious, plentiful, horrendous world of AI-generated YouTube content.

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                • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

                  @SnoopJ CHAOS

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                  @jalefkowit @SnoopJ alf situation is crazy

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                  • glyph@mastodon.socialG glyph@mastodon.social

                    @jalefkowit @SnoopJ alf situation is crazy

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                    @glyph @SnoopJ Who among us has not spent months or even years in therapy working through the traumatic end of ALF

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                    • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

                      It was just a mediocre sitcom fronted by a not particularly good comedian. I know you're probably nostalgic about it but I really need you to calm the fuck down

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                      @jalefkowit Jesus. Captions in Impact font with Subtitle Yellow fill are chaotic evil

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                      • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

                        I like how the one thumbnail is comparatively sane. I guess the analytics told whoever makes these videos to get back to screaming

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                        @jalefkowit yeah the nature of the thumbnail game is literally maximizing clickbait. the only job of the thumbnail is to get you to click, and the only thing remotely like a constraint on this incentive is that there is a penalty if the user immediately clicks away because the thumbnail is such a complete lie that the viewer feels tricked *and* the video itself is such trash that it's not even watching for a few minutes.

                        i.e.: they are never going to calm down, they are never going to log off.

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                        • glyph@mastodon.socialG glyph@mastodon.social

                          @jalefkowit yeah the nature of the thumbnail game is literally maximizing clickbait. the only job of the thumbnail is to get you to click, and the only thing remotely like a constraint on this incentive is that there is a penalty if the user immediately clicks away because the thumbnail is such a complete lie that the viewer feels tricked *and* the video itself is such trash that it's not even watching for a few minutes.

                          i.e.: they are never going to calm down, they are never going to log off.

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                          @glyph Did... did you think I wasn't aware of this

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