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  3. Stopping the system fans to heat up the system to shift clock phase by a few femtoseconds is one of the less hinged ideas I’ve seen come out of CERN lol.

Stopping the system fans to heat up the system to shift clock phase by a few femtoseconds is one of the less hinged ideas I’ve seen come out of CERN lol.

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  • lunaphied@provably.onlineL lunaphied@provably.online

    @jaseg okay this is really cool they should've added this to the conference schedule

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    @Lunaphied sorry, I forgot to link. Here’s the presentation that is from:

    https://indico.cern.ch/event/1606914/contributions/6771542/attachments/3178052/5652347/2025.11.19_SAMBA_HPTD.pdf

    and this is the working group this came from. They publish a lot of stuff here when you click through the links:

    https://indico.cern.ch/category/10229/

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    • jaseg@chaos.socialJ jaseg@chaos.social

      Stopping the system fans to heat up the system to shift clock phase by a few femtoseconds is one of the less hinged ideas I’ve seen come out of CERN lol.

      (AFAIU this was an experiment for a software retrofit to hardware otherwise incapable of such adjustments)

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      @jaseg I kept wondering why people even put in the effort to characterize their devices for the "fast corner" (125 Celcius) now I know xD

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      • jaseg@chaos.socialJ jaseg@chaos.social

        Stopping the system fans to heat up the system to shift clock phase by a few femtoseconds is one of the less hinged ideas I’ve seen come out of CERN lol.

        (AFAIU this was an experiment for a software retrofit to hardware otherwise incapable of such adjustments)

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        @jaseg thats fucking metal wow

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        • jaseg@chaos.socialJ jaseg@chaos.social

          Stopping the system fans to heat up the system to shift clock phase by a few femtoseconds is one of the less hinged ideas I’ve seen come out of CERN lol.

          (AFAIU this was an experiment for a software retrofit to hardware otherwise incapable of such adjustments)

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          @jaseg amazing to make picosecond level timing tweaks using an interpreted language to decide when to start & stop pieces of spinning plastic.

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          • jaseg@chaos.socialJ jaseg@chaos.social

            Stopping the system fans to heat up the system to shift clock phase by a few femtoseconds is one of the less hinged ideas I’ve seen come out of CERN lol.

            (AFAIU this was an experiment for a software retrofit to hardware otherwise incapable of such adjustments)

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            @jaseg link to slides? (why not add controllably high-switching nets near the PPL's, or did that not work)? EDIT: saw you posted in thread https://indico.cern.ch/event/1606914/contributions/6771542/attachments/3178052/5652347/2025.11.19_SAMBA_HPTD.pdf

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            • coral@empty.cafeC coral@empty.cafe

              @jaseg link to slides? (why not add controllably high-switching nets near the PPL's, or did that not work)? EDIT: saw you posted in thread https://indico.cern.ch/event/1606914/contributions/6771542/attachments/3178052/5652347/2025.11.19_SAMBA_HPTD.pdf

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              @coral here you go: https://chaos.social/@jaseg/116567746676154596

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              • jaseg@chaos.socialJ jaseg@chaos.social

                Stopping the system fans to heat up the system to shift clock phase by a few femtoseconds is one of the less hinged ideas I’ve seen come out of CERN lol.

                (AFAIU this was an experiment for a software retrofit to hardware otherwise incapable of such adjustments)

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                @jaseg

                "We have OCXO at home."

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                • jaseg@chaos.socialJ jaseg@chaos.social

                  @coral here you go: https://chaos.social/@jaseg/116567746676154596

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                  @coral I think the scenario of this experiment was that they already had a large number of boards deployed that were lacking “proper” hardware capabilities for this kind of fine-grained adjustment and they evaluated retrofitting that capability to these exising boards in software.

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                  • gyroplast@furry.engineerG gyroplast@furry.engineer

                    @jaseg

                    "We have OCXO at home."

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                    @Gyroplast an OCXO will give you much better phase noise than a PLL, but the difficulty is synchronizing them. In these experiments, they have hundreds or thousands of boards synchronized to a common reference clock.

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                    • jaseg@chaos.socialJ jaseg@chaos.social

                      Stopping the system fans to heat up the system to shift clock phase by a few femtoseconds is one of the less hinged ideas I’ve seen come out of CERN lol.

                      (AFAIU this was an experiment for a software retrofit to hardware otherwise incapable of such adjustments)

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                      @jaseg something something xkcd emacs spacebar heating

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                      • jaseg@chaos.socialJ jaseg@chaos.social

                        @coral I think the scenario of this experiment was that they already had a large number of boards deployed that were lacking “proper” hardware capabilities for this kind of fine-grained adjustment and they evaluated retrofitting that capability to these exising boards in software.

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                        @jaseg @coral This those readout cards are stupidly expensive, next upgrade for HL-LHC they will be upgraded to next gen cards but yea even then.

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                        • evey@chaos.socialE evey@chaos.social

                          @jaseg @coral This those readout cards are stupidly expensive, next upgrade for HL-LHC they will be upgraded to next gen cards but yea even then.

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                          @jaseg @coral See https://indico.belle2.org/event/10782/contributions/74815/attachments/27775/41084/LHCb_Giessen.pdf for some info on how they are used and where they are installed.

                          and https://indico.cern.ch/event/681247/contributions/2929079/attachments/1639220/2616679/PCIe40_Common_Readout_for_LHCb_and_Alice.pdf for more card specific info

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                          • jaseg@chaos.socialJ jaseg@chaos.social

                            Stopping the system fans to heat up the system to shift clock phase by a few femtoseconds is one of the less hinged ideas I’ve seen come out of CERN lol.

                            (AFAIU this was an experiment for a software retrofit to hardware otherwise incapable of such adjustments)

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                            @jaseg Which kind of implementations could this be used for?

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                            • john_ligher@urusai.socialJ john_ligher@urusai.social

                              @jaseg Which kind of implementations could this be used for?

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                              @John_Ligher I think if you can avoid it there are better ways to achieve the same result. AFAIU this was meant as a retrofit for boards that lacked the necessary circuitry to do this in a nicer way.

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                              • jaseg@chaos.socialJ jaseg@chaos.social

                                @John_Ligher I think if you can avoid it there are better ways to achieve the same result. AFAIU this was meant as a retrofit for boards that lacked the necessary circuitry to do this in a nicer way.

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                                @jaseg I see. Thanks for explaining. ^^

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                                • jaseg@chaos.socialJ jaseg@chaos.social

                                  Stopping the system fans to heat up the system to shift clock phase by a few femtoseconds is one of the less hinged ideas I’ve seen come out of CERN lol.

                                  (AFAIU this was an experiment for a software retrofit to hardware otherwise incapable of such adjustments)

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                                  @jaseg@chaos.social Wow, neat.

                                  Obligatory xkcd:

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                                  • jaseg@chaos.socialJ jaseg@chaos.social

                                    Stopping the system fans to heat up the system to shift clock phase by a few femtoseconds is one of the less hinged ideas I’ve seen come out of CERN lol.

                                    (AFAIU this was an experiment for a software retrofit to hardware otherwise incapable of such adjustments)

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                                    @jaseg Wat.

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                                    • jaseg@chaos.socialJ jaseg@chaos.social

                                      Stopping the system fans to heat up the system to shift clock phase by a few femtoseconds is one of the less hinged ideas I’ve seen come out of CERN lol.

                                      (AFAIU this was an experiment for a software retrofit to hardware otherwise incapable of such adjustments)

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                                      @jaseg that's a slick idea ⌚

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                                      • jaseg@chaos.socialJ jaseg@chaos.social

                                        Stopping the system fans to heat up the system to shift clock phase by a few femtoseconds is one of the less hinged ideas I’ve seen come out of CERN lol.

                                        (AFAIU this was an experiment for a software retrofit to hardware otherwise incapable of such adjustments)

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                                        @jaseg Proper madness from the devs at CERN. I always like it when there is a common goal and someone is like "let me try something ridiculous so it fits our budget." - Vi

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                                        • jaseg@chaos.socialJ jaseg@chaos.social

                                          Stopping the system fans to heat up the system to shift clock phase by a few femtoseconds is one of the less hinged ideas I’ve seen come out of CERN lol.

                                          (AFAIU this was an experiment for a software retrofit to hardware otherwise incapable of such adjustments)

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                                          @jaseg how very CERN lol

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