I admit that it took me way too long to realize that when Brits talk about fruit machines they mean slot machines not fruit vending machines.

[intransitivelie@beige.party]

I admit that it took me way too long to realize that when Brits talk about fruit machines they mean slot machines not fruit vending machines.

[libertyforward1@beige.party]

@intransitivelie Hear me out: Fruit vending slot machine. Pull the handle, boom: random fruit.

Except for pears. Fuck pears. Grainy-textured garbage..

[cppguy@infosec.space]

@LibertyForward1

Pears are delicious if you can catch them in the fifteen minutes between being too hard and turning brown.

@intransitivelie