I have no idea what this is from but it instantly became my go-to gif for explaining the security profession today.

[neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org]

I have no idea what this is from but it instantly became my go-to gif for explaining the security profession today.

[xabean@infosec.exchange]

@neurovagrant there's a tiktok/insta/yt short of some poor woman sitting on the toilet, and her dog deciding "it is tug of war time" with her underwear as she is sitting on the toilet, pants around her ankles.

Like, there's no winning in this scenario. You stand up, dog pulls you off your feet and you'll probably crack your head. You sit there and the dog tears your undies.

So you just sit and pray.

[neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org]

Now to work it into an executive slide deck…

[kyhwana@social.furry.nz]

@neurovagrant just needs an explosion of waste water coming out of it and hitting them in the face