For #MothersDay I will share some of my favorite #TextsFromMyKids:

[wendynather@infosec.exchange]

For #MothersDay I will share some of my favorite #TextsFromMyKids:

[wendynather@infosec.exchange]

#TextsFromMyKids

[wendynather@infosec.exchange]

#TextsFromMyKids

[urlyman@mastodon.social]

@wendynather crunchy

[wendynather@infosec.exchange]

#TextsFromMyKids

[wendynather@infosec.exchange]

#TextsFromMyKids

[wendynather@infosec.exchange]

#TextsFromMyKids

[wendynather@infosec.exchange]

#TextsFromMyKids

[wendynather@infosec.exchange]

#TextsFromMyKids

[wendynather@infosec.exchange]

#TextsFromMyKids

(Note: a lot of these texts come in the middle of the night)

[wendynather@infosec.exchange]

#TextsFromMyKids

[wendynather@infosec.exchange]

#TextsFromMyKids

[wendynather@infosec.exchange]

#TextsFromMyKids

[wendynather@infosec.exchange]

#TextsFromMyKids

Note the time stamp, wtf are they even doing up

[kierkegaanks@beige.party]

@wendynather Hundreds of years ago people believed because of the bible creation myth and narcissism that women were unfinished men. So when queen kristina of sweden suffered a partial prolapse, she thought that she was transforming into a man with her new bits sticking out. She later abdicated and moved to italy to be a nun

[wyatt_h_knott@mstdn.social]

@wendynather not even gonna ask

[kierkegaanks@beige.party]

@wendynather i think they look like kangaroos that have been to prison

[wendynather@infosec.exchange]

@Kierkegaanks Hell, so would I

[wendynather@infosec.exchange]

#TextsFromMyKids

[wendynather@infosec.exchange]

#TextsFromMyKids