Tank, I need an exit.

[sempf@infosec.exchange]

@ramonfincken I am so done with this timeline. BURST MY BUBBLE MORPHIUS!!

[ramonfincken@mastodon.social]

@Sempf got any pills?

[sempf@infosec.exchange]

@ramonfincken Well ... Yeah ... Not those pills tho.

[ramonfincken@mastodon.social]

@Sempf rabbits? Sunglasses?

[sempf@infosec.exchange]

@ramonfincken That I got.

[blogdiva@mastodon.social]

@Sempf is it new? i really want just a mobile phone, no smart assery

[sempf@infosec.exchange]

@blogdiva No no. It's from 2018???? maybe? I used it for a while, keypad is jakey. UI is nice tho.

[red_rooster@sueden.social]

@Sempf
Such #mobiledevices are still available from a #austria n company Emporia Telecom
https://www.emporiamobile.com/en-de

This company focuses on devices for elderly or disabled persons.
My 85 year old mother-in-law has problems with pressing a button to take a call is difficult to such persons a flip phone is the mobile of choice. Just open it and take the call. Such easy it can be.

Emporia Telecom – Wikipedia

(de.wikipedia.org)

[blogdiva@mastodon.social]

@Sempf well… that’s newish to me LOL. what i really want is a blackberry or a sidekick

[grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange]

@blogdiva @Sempf they're called dumbphones now!

[netraven@hear-me.social]

@Sempf awesome. The no network, network.

[blogdiva@mastodon.social]

@Mateusz @Sempf oooooooh

[sempf@infosec.exchange]

@blogdiva @Mateusz That is remarkably sexy.

[mrgrumpymonkey@mastodon.social]

@Sempf It's beautiful.

[sempf@infosec.exchange]

@mrgrumpymonkey Reminder of a simpler time, perhaps.

[zatha@mastodon.social]

@Sempf
Can I please come with?
I'm tired of this version of the matrix.

[notasnek@infosec.exchange]

@Sempf cooler than a penguin wearing a leather jacket.

[aburka@hachyderm.io]

@Sempf make sure you place it gently on the ground as you disappear, otherwise the sidewalk might be destroyed and reveal our operation

[bobdevney@wandering.shop]

@Sempf @Verna

Not like this. Not like this.

[doraii@furry.engineer]

@Sempf Is this your daily driver! I love me some KaiOS